Michelle Beadle has a few broken bones and is in the hospital: [www.tweetply.com] #tips
#tips Stephen A. Smith makes his (triumphant? bombastic? shameful?) return to ESPN today. [sports.espn.go.com]
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Ohlmeyer's tenure as ombudsman's over already. Wow. That was quick.

#tips
Fisher to be fired from Titans Friday

twitter.com/donbanks

#tips
Peerless has chosen to stay in hiding till he makes his grand re-entrance into the NFL... to battle BenJarvus Green-Ellis for the league's most ridiculous name.
LeBron is requesting to hold a one-hour tv special prior to the announcement. He's just tickled with anticipation, as he knows all of you following the "Heat Index" are as well.
[profootballtalk.nbcsports.com]

If a UFL player boycotts and no one is there to see it, did it really happen?

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Since when do the Eagles play in Kansas?
@blogsarefun: Believe me, I'm a New York Giants fan. Besides a four-game stretch from January to February of 2008, I've had a front-row seat to the atrocities you speak of.
@blogsarefun: I'm sorry, but it almost seemed like you were trying to legitimize Alex Smith as a starting quarterback in the NFL...
Fat sailors singing The Beatles? Fat sailors singing The Beatles.
Nadal's resting up for the U.S. Open all year should remind us of another cheeky young gun once at the top of his sport... Now taking bets for which supermodel/actress tries to impale him with a tennis racket in five years.
[sports.espn.go.com]

Mountain West and C-USA think up that stupid superconference idea that worked so well for "Pac-16," WAC version 1.0 before it

#tips #reafuckinglignment
Somewhere, Jimmy Rollins is masturbating to this post.
@Chamomiles Davis: Still starring Bing Crosby and Danny Kay?
[sports.espn.go.com]

Gene Wojciechowski tries to set a new record for poorly used similes, metaphors and/or turns-of-phrase, averaging at least one per paragraph here.

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Lebron referring to Heat as "Team John Dillinger" (Public Enemies)

twitter.com/kingjames

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... White Man CAN Jump apparently.
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