<![CDATA[Comments from part time lover, full time hater]]> <![CDATA[Comments from part time lover, full time hater]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Killing Yourself To Live]]> @FuzzysFriedChicken: Fair enough. I'll make an appearance then... barring my not making it home from the Igloo.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Killing Yourself To Live]]> Figures, I get here as everyone else is going to sleep.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Brucemania Energizes A Weary Nation]]> Did anyone stop to wonder just how prolific his start would have been if say, he faced a non-Pirates pitcher?

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Virtual Binge-Drinking To Become Latest Gaming Trend]]> Wii beer pong?

I'm the only one of my friends not at the professional level in drinking games. Not that it's my fault... wasn't too much of that in North Philly.

/sigh.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: Well... quit pissing on my house, goddamnit.

I can't wait until it gets a little warmer... that way, I can just leave the bar early, post up on the stoop with a beer, and watch the free entertainment.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: Not to worry. My apologies if I ever sprayed bleach on you, threatened you with a Louisville Slugger, or dragged you by the collar of the alley between my house and the one next while you were still urinating on my property.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Can I sneak in too? I just won two delightful wagers yesterday, and I'm moments away from hating my dream-boyfriend's guts.

By the way, have you seen these? Hilarious.
[kdka.com]

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: I live one block up from Primanti's.

That should answer your question.

/pays a mortgage to live in a drunk's paradise.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but... Temple's housing was better.

Shocking, I know, but true.

I hate to say this, but the Southside is turning into Oakland rather quickly, forcing me to consider... the suburbs.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @Clare: That's the spot they boarded up! Those poor kids only had a week to find new housing. And then, to make it even worse (and/or more hilarious, kind of) one of the other spots on Parkview that was locked up caught fire! Hahahaahah.

I lived in Bouquet Gardens for a semester...that place was dreadful. Moving back to Philly, north of Cecil B. Moore Ave. was a blessing after that.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: Feel free to ask if you've got a random question. I lived at 10th & Pine for years, right on the Jefferson Hospital campus- which is, sadly, on the other side of the city.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: You're in the Burgh too? How the hell'd I miss that? Fuck.

@Clare: Having lived in South Oakland, you'll be pleased to know that the city actually boarded up a handful of properties for "numerous code violations." McKee is now missing about 100 jackasses. haha.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: That's the tricky thing about Philly. Ask your friends to check places out if you can. The neighborhoods are really spotty in Philly- million dollar brownstones on one block, and boarded up crackhouses on the next, so don't be fooled by addresses. They're deceiving. Where do your friends live? Why are you moving? I'll offer my assistance if you need it.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> As a side note, why can't I turn off The Bachelorette?

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: Awesome. I never have any luck on CL, aside from my first place in Philly, and it was sweet. Above the greatest beer spot/bodega in the city. 500 varieties of take out beer? Yes, thank you.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: Is Craigslist failing you? That's how I found all of my apartments in the city of brotherly shove.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Peter Cavan: hahahaah ...awwwww.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Peter Cavan: I'm not even above anything! It's nights like these when all I want is is an address in a suburban housing development.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: I was truly hoping that you were joking. God help us.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Peter Cavan: I remember the Press, and SNL was always funny- so I'm with you.

While I'm not that old, either- I am, however, at my wits end with drunk douchebags screaming as they wander around looking for their cars. To think, I pay taxes and a mortgage, to live oh so close to E. Carson St.

I must be insane.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Peter Cavan: I'm reading the early edition of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, drinking beer, and somehow, not surprised by the un-funniness of snl.

I am, however, surprised by Usher's selection in dance partner. Dare I say... it's the return of the token thick white girl in hip-hop!

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Yostal: HA!

I totally don't get this fat-to-skinny talk show.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Yostal: I do.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Yostal: I can't wait until my wife gets home, to tell her about all the cute things the cat did today.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs: I just want to know why they keep playing the KY ads during the hockey games. I'd prefer to, you know, not be freaked out (by what appears to be somebody's parents) while watching playoffs.

/cringe

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Perhaps Simmons Should Write A Newspaper Column]]> @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: /can't wait for Raiders vs. Cardinals

//watches Yo! MTV Raps until then.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Perhaps Simmons Should Write A Newspaper Column]]> @Yostal: I love that idea- one of my buddies was just saying how the internal marketing people are coveted in the MLB because hey- you don't have to market some teams... unlike this one. I like that idea though. Tell dude to hire me. My first order of business would be to put Bob Nutting in a stockade at the end of the Roberto Clemente Bridge. ...just for my amusement.

@SA: My Pirates lost. Not that this should surprise anyone, but I remain faithful that at some point, they'll reach .500, if only for a day.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Perhaps Simmons Should Write A Newspaper Column]]> @SA: I'd give anything to hear the Pirates announcers, retarded and dim-witted as they are, just yell "That's NUMBERWANG!" after they break .500. I might draft an email.

/proud of genius idea

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Perhaps Simmons Should Write A Newspaper Column]]> @Yostal: I totally want the numberwang computer.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Perhaps Simmons Should Write A Newspaper Column]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs: I love that. I had a lit professor (also my advisor) who kicked a girl out for her "obscene" clothing- various pants that I'm pretty sure were just tights. After giving her the boot, my prof explained that no one- save for this broad's gyno and/or significant other should have been privy to that view. I guess it was just her way of expressing her South Jersey lineage.

@Dr. Michael Mancini: I'm going back, for the 3rd time. By the time I'm finished (10 years from now, perhaps?) I'll have at least 2, if not 3 degrees, in a j-school degree (magazine), a lit degree, and probably a women's studies degree.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Perhaps Simmons Should Write A Newspaper Column]]> @Dieter: I'll never understand the dress code of college girls. Seems it generally falls into two categories:

1. sweats/pajamas
2. any variety of tight, low-cut, micro-mini, spandex-y items

Good thing I'm going back in the fall! Woot!

Evenin' DUAN.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Ken Griffey Jr. Is Quite The Rapscallion]]> Ken Griffey Sr. suggested Jr. repay his debt in $2 bills, but the kind folks at National City couldn't pry enough away from the old ladies hoarding them.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Our Long National Nightmare Might Really Be Over]]> @Yellow Tail Swine: ditto

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Our Long National Nightmare Might Really Be Over]]> Dear Lord, please keep this vapid, idiotic, peabrain far, far away from Large Benjamin.

Thx,

mgmnt.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Philly Got Rolled Up, Smoked By Pittsburgh]]> I know Sid's playoff beard is laughable, but... have you seen Fleury's mustache?

He looks like he wants to tour with the Bay City Rollers.

/is confused by discussing

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: Kosar? Heavens.... now you're bringing up the Brownies.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> @Guero: If you had a Bubby Brister jersey, I'd buy it from you. Tommy Gun, though, I could pick up at any number of thrift stores. Thanks though!

@francois_leroux_speedskater: It's true. Pirate victories have an aphrodisiac-like effect.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: Hate him for whatever reason you like- I'll stand by my assertion that nothing good has EVER come from Ohio.

Except the Great Lakes Brewery.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> @francois_leroux_speedskater: +1, just because.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: I'd generally agree, however... my distaste for the Flyers outweighs my hatred for Large Ben.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> @francois_leroux_speedskater: It's nights like these that keep my Pirates faith intact.

]]> <![CDATA[part time lover, full time hater commented on Erin Andrews Seriousness Paved Her Path To Stardom]]> There was nooooooooo doubt about it.

Congratulations, Marino Salas.

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