Deadspin's Biggest Misses
All still relatively minor, compared to Moe's mother proving herself incompetent with a coat-hanger.
But for every gem this place copies from less-famous sports blogs, there are dozens more its editors are too lazy to steal
Thank god you were here.
@Quake 'n' Shake: strictly a douchebag thing
@savedbypurplejesus: Who taught you grammar?
The One Where Bill Self Accurately Identies a Asshole
/fixed
David Carradine:Is this belt too tight?
@Barry Lutz: /We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: If it will help, I'll bang your mom.
@CanHeHackett: This just made FAILBOT's computerhead explode.
runningwithscissors: Thank god...that means I'm still here.
Needs more Thomson and Searle
@Stev D: i
feel
nothing
feel
nothing
May 29- Theesh guys are dushbags. I only had a couple-a...a couple-a beersh...and they got mad at me for driving the humvee. It's a...it's a desert..it's not like I'm gonna hit anybo...thing...anything.
Step 2: all tax rebates to be distributed by Vince Young making it rain.
@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: +1
/throws up in mouth
There have been some situations that something has happened to my eyes
/confirmed by Dontrelle Willis' bloodwork.
Troy Williamson suggests a Nike eye specialist
This serves to bolster my dream of one days seeing Isiah Thomas, Matt Millen, Jim Bowden, and Gary Bettman on Around the Horn.
/This is scored like golf right?
I don't understand him so I told him to shove it. And FAILBOT never actually said I wasn't funny. He just said "ERROR!FAIL!". He never actually said "You're not funny."
@HalleBerryBerryGood2Me: But he's not alone.
@SelfWrighteousMetsFan: "Grape Drink" or "Purple Stuff".
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