I'm going with the first album (and also CD) that my brother bought with his detasseling money: Metallica's The Black Album. Fuck and Yes.
Louie is fucking brilliant. This seriously must be what it was like to watch I Love Lucy or the Honeymooners during the 50s. Every episode is a complete hilarious mindfuck, Goddamn...that is all.
Mostly just frozen teething rings during the day, Tylenol, and sucking it up. Our first completely lost his shit during teething but our second was almost not noticeable. I can remember a number of nights in our shitty apartment where both of us were up at 2 am with a screaming baby but, Sharting is right, it'll be over soon enough. Same with most baby / toddler stuff. They change so quickly that by the time you figure out one thing there is another one coming down the pike.
I've been here for about 6 months (in Cincinnati) and I'll probably be leaving as soon as the year is up and I don't have to pay back my signing bonus. Before that I was in L.A. working for a large defense contractor for 3 years and everyday it looks better and better; I probably won't go back but there are far worse situations to be in. Moving all the time is tiresome but I'll agree that it's fun to get to know different areas and cultures (even within the US).
@SavetoFavs
My wife does this (or related) all the time...I've been sitting at home while she's telling someone that we're "on our way" and she's still curling her hair. I don't get it.
Dear Lebron et al,
SUCK A FAT DICK! Got your ass kicked by a fucking TEAM, son.
Get fucked,
Aerothermal Heat

/homer'd
One of the things I miss about the west coast is drive time Petros and Money. I still get FSR but I'm stuck with the fucking Cannons here in the eastern time zone.
Drinking Knob Creek neat.
Also having recently moved here I'd like to say fuck you to Ohio's liquor laws. Only state liquor stores can sell anything above 42 proof and they are pretty spread out so I feel like the people at the one near my house are judging me (since it's staffed by old ladies) "Why yes I did just buy a bottle of whiskey a week ago, leave me the fuck alone."

At least in California I could rotate my liquor purchases between grocery stores, BevMo, local liquor places, and retain some sense of anonymity.
Discussion begins and ends with Vin Scully and I'm not even a Dodger fan. Uecker was good on Mr. Belvedere and in Major League.
@Landycakeboss have you seen Hot Fuzz? Awesome as fuck as well but seemingly under appreciated in the States.

/knew it was an odd spelling of Shawn and picked the wrong one.
@CarlCarlerson: It's a ZomRomCom in the mold of Sean of the Dead
@Cyrus_the_virus: Agreed on the Bulls, I think if they can get by Atlanta and it's the Celtics they can get through, with the Heat they're probably not gonna do it.
@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Please watch Louie and enjoy your $5. I was once picked as both a Nielsen survey house and an Arbitron (Nielsen for radio) house in the same summer while in college. I haven't gotten shit since.
Not sure how old you are but as hard as it may be to believe, Reilly actually used to write good shit for SI and I used to look forward to his columns, but at a certain point (say 10 years ago) he either ran out of shit to say or he decided to just say fuck it and coast by on phoning stuff in for the rest of his career. At this point he is definitely a deplorable hack who just keeps cranking out recycled 500 word articles for a paycheck. Fuck him.
Chances are if you got destroyed then so did everyone else. I can't tell you how many times I thought I completely bombed something only to find out it curved out to a B. (This applies if you are in a non-phoney major)
I honestly don't remember who made the post but in a thread about Randy Moss bitching about the caterer someone said "How you do you like your potatoes, Randy?" "Straight mashed homey"

Still laugh about it, especially whenever Jim Rome plays the "straight cash homey" drop
It's because of the audience...people on facebook are, by and large, a step above retarded. The expectations are a bit higher on a site that's first rule is "Be funny" and second rule is "Don't not be funny". It's like being the office cut-up and then trying to be a standup comic.
/gets off high horse
//gets foot caught in stirrup and breaks arm
Just gotta get a feel for the culture of the commentariat . Here's your chance, don't fuck it up.
Anybody a Kevin Smith fan? I was a little late on most of the early View Askew movies but my eldest brother got me into them. (Currently watching Mallrats for the umpteenth time). Recently I've gotten into Smodcast and some of the other podcasts (Hollywood Babble'On, Tell 'em Steve-Dave, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old). I'm pretty much the only one of my friends to have watched / listened to them though (I'm 26). Are films like Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma still relevant or am I part of a slowly dieing breed?
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