Larry Bird Flu commented on Marge Simpson's Playboy Spread: Creepily Fanboyish

"@Phyllis Nefler: And she's super dirty on the show too, particularly enjoying spankings."

Larry Bird Flu commented on Glenn Beck Accepts Fact That He's Inhuman, Channels Kermit

"It is this easy to do journalism."

Larry Bird Flu commented on Those Troublesome Reid Boys Are What Brought Mike Vick To Philly

"@Bobby Big Wheel: Only if Wade Phillips is its Rosie O'Donnell (based on looks, not temperment...he just looks like a fat woman)."

Larry Bird Flu commented on Finally, Proof That Obama is Literally Hitler

"Ich bein ein Hawaiian."

Larry Bird Flu commented on Status Of Reilly-Simmons Rivalry Captured By Mediaite's Portentous Colored Arrows

"Any web site that associates Andy Rooney with anything "hot" lacks more credibility than a Kenyan birth certificate...hey-ooooooooo"

Larry Bird Flu commented on The Bizarre World Of American Grocery Bagging

"The bane of my existence: coupons."

Larry Bird Flu commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Charles Barkley

"Combining the speed of the fucking dinosaur with the sexiness of the Vikings' boat and throwing in a dash of devil-may-care fuck lion = Yes."

Larry Bird Flu commented on Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads

"Evan Dando's follow-up effort can't get any play in the U.S.?"

Larry Bird Flu commented on Starred Commenter Theater: Water Polo Roughhousing

"You stay away from Hrnia, you Serby bastard."

Larry Bird Flu commented on The Political Hotbed That Is Santa Cruz

"Shit, I work for a bank and I would gladly securitize the free food and make a market in vegetable tree futures and fruit plant options."