@zap rowsdower: I nearly killed a guy over his choice Hotel California. And by "nearly killed" I mean I went outside, smoked a cigarette, came back in and he was still going, so I smoked another one till he was done. And by "a guy," I mean me, from cancer.
@Get Help Girl: I had a dentist for a few years who was shockingly Spaceman-like. I've also had 2 root canals since. Coincidence?
Dr. Spaceman shakes his head in disapproval (then takes a hit of morphine and falls asleep, probably).
He's the Brett Favre of politics without, thank god, cock shots.
Kanye blowing up Twitter this morning, apologizing to Taylor Swift, talking about being hated/booed. Cutting a vein! #tips
It's just like the options market. I did this last year for the Washington Capitals. Though for them, it was through an outside company they contractd with, and the option price was based on the ticket. So a $50 option was for one set of seats, the $75 option was for better seats, and the $20 option was for the nosebleeds. Of course, I took a bath on the pair, but oh well.
@elSpanielo: I just watched this last weekend. Hard to snack on candy and watch him with his shirt off.
I've seen those waves hit that pier before (and have video of it from a few years ago). Super violent and scary. Just terrible.
Marques Fuck Lion Slocum signed by the Redskins as an undrafted FA. This is a happy, happy day.
#tips
Highly recommend anything from Man Stroke Woman. End to end brilliance.
-30- is the kick-assingest way to end the email possible.
Why is it that a compliment from my gay co-worker on something I'm wearing means a lot more to me than the same compliment from a female co-worker or my wife?
@Phyllis Nefler: And she's super dirty on the show too, particularly enjoying spankings. Great, now I feel dirty. #margesimpson
It is this easy to do journalism. Which is why journalism, in the traditional sense, is utterly dead and buried.
@Bobby Big Wheel: Only if Wade Phillips is its Rosie O'Donnell (based on looks, not temperment...he just looks like a fat woman).
Ich bein ein Hawaiian.
Any web site that associates Andy Rooney with anything "hot" lacks more credibility than a Kenyan birth certificate...hey-ooooooooo
The bane of my existence: coupons. Oh, you're going to spend $100 on groceries but it's vitally important that you get that .35 off your all-grain cereal you blue-haired old bat? Important enough that you hold up the line bitching that it should still be valid because even though the one you gave the lady expired last week, there's a new one and they're the same value so why won't you take the old one?
Wanna save the earth, grocery stores? Stop wasting paper by printing coupons. Fuck coupons. And fuck the people who use them.
Combining the speed of the fucking dinosaur with the sexiness of the Vikings' boat and throwing in a dash of devil-may-care fuck lion = Yes.
Evan Dando's follow-up effort can't get any play in the U.S.?
