No doubter for me: Death From Above 1979. Though I heard they're reuniting for Coachella?
@EightyEight_MPH: Still my favorite line of all-time. Razor is the man.
@sloaner: Sorry, this is really up my ass

But further coaxing and whispers of 'just go with it' from Amaechi's ear helped Hardaway relax.
@Shark_Sandwich: Yeah, Nabokov's failure in the playoffs pales in comparison to Jumbo Joe and Marleau not showing up numerous times.
@alamy42: Clearly a student of the game, you are.
@Eddie Murray Sparkles: This sounds like a mess-opotamia waiting to happen.
@Body By Bacardi: Well, you're more of a leader than Mike Richards. He would've just whined after he walked through the cobweb, looked for a referee, and issued a thinly-veiled threat to the cobweb through the press...which he'll never act on.
'Pull Out' by Death From Above 1979

While staring directly at your kids the entire time.

Second choice:
'Naughty Girls Need Love Too' by Samantha Fox. With appropriate amounts of thrusting and shirtlessness.
@Kosar_Is_Drunk: Can't really blame the guy. He didn't hear no bell.
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: FAGGOTS!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!! FOR YOUR HEALTH, DICK-SMOKERS!!!!
Fun fact: each and every one of these girls have laughs that sound eerily similar to Ted DiBiase's.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: He's probably waiting for the pube fair.
Where the fuck is Rammstein?
We are all out of vulvereens. Would you assept a badjur een es place?
I prefer ironically listening to Schubert when masturbating. -Jack Donaghy
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