J.L. White commented on Brett Favre As A Viking And The Importance Of Your One True Hate

"@sarah: Oh yeah, I almost forgot: Pittsburgh Steelers 5th Super Bowl win************************************************ ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** **************************************************"

J.L. White commented on Brett Favre As A Viking And The Importance Of Your One True Hate

"Why my hands are not soaked in John Elway's blood, I have no idea."

J.L. White commented on Celeb Rag Says A-Rod And Madonna Are Possibly, You Know, Doing It

"@Sports-Pun: Of course while there she probably noticed the tiny tattoo that said "Big Unit Was Here"."

J.L. White commented on Celeb Rag Says A-Rod And Madonna Are Possibly, You Know, Doing It

"If true then Arod would be the girliest person Madonna has ever had sex with.....and, you know, she has had sex with actual girls."

J.L. White commented on Apparently Someone Named Tyson Homosexual Is Very Fast

"Well, this news won't keep Homosexualord Perry from using his spitter."

J.L. White commented on Rubes Falling For Fake Stone Cold Not Really A Stunner

"The fake Ultimate Warrior enjoys a peaceful and quiet existence as a psychiatrist in San Jose, as well as a newlywed."

J.L. White commented on Shawn Chacon's Guide To Punching Your Boss In The Face

"When Shawn Chacon looks in the mirror, all he sees is the dude that will kick Ed Wade's narrow, retarded ass."

J.L. White commented on How To Lead All The Polls In Style

"McCain's throwback jersey would be whatever cavemen wore whilst throwing rocks at dinosaurs."

J.L. White commented on Vinny Del Fuego Returns To The NBA

"Last season the Celtrics were thinking about replacing Doc Rivers with Vinny's brother, Bobby De La Daaaaahhhrkie!"

J.L. White commented on If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo

"Drew, I second your recommendation that teams don't use #1 on all the jerseys they give to players, but whichever draft selection they're slotted at."

J.L. White commented on Marketing 'Baby Mama': Universal Tries The Kitchen Sink Approach

"If Tina promises to throw on a pair of Mom Jeans and shake that fine tush of hers, I'll go see her movie."

J.L. White commented on KSK Blogger Disgraces Washington Post's Pristine Image

"It should have been you, any other Steelers fan who isn't as talented as Xmas Ape. /just kidding"

J.L. White commented on Timberwolves Double Down On The Lottery

"Wait, there's an NBA owner who actually LIKES his fans?"

J.L. White commented on The Pain Of The Sonics Lingers

"To Boumani Jones anyone else who is in favor of the Sonics moving to OKC: this is almost as bad as going to somebody's wake, and making fun of the deceased right in front of their family."

J.L. White commented on Highway Robbery In The NBA

"Sorry, but that wasn't the best example of Highway Robbery in 2008. /Sonics fan //David Stern's golden boy is, in fact, Clay Bennett"

J.L. White commented on Shocking Newsflash: Clay Bennett Is A Liar

"@Dave J.: Trust me, the hatred I have for Howard Schultz is different and unique than the kind I hold for Bennett and Stern."

J.L. White commented on Shocking Newsflash: Clay Bennett Is A Liar

"Clay Bennett makes Art Moddell look like Mother FUCKING Teresa."

J.L. White commented on Microsoft CEO can blame politicians for his inability to save Seattle's NBA franchise

"@Jackson West: Wow, your anti-Seattle bias is pretty strong, Jackson East."