Little known fact: Deadspin was originally going to be titles Stagspin. It was changed after fears arose that the name would be confused with Statspin.com.
Not to take this too seriously or anything, but the BBM-Mountie feud ended with the loser spending the night in Rikers Island, not the county jail.
I still say one of the funniest things I ever saw was the Mountie being booked in Rikers, refusing to give his hand for fingerprinting, shouting "You want a finger? Heres a finger!" and flipping off the cops, who then grabbed his hand and fingerprinted his middle finger.
Strangely enough, theres still a sign in a ladies bathroom in the White House that prohibits women from "possessing deadly weapons while performing any services on JFK."
And on the same day the women get their first victory in these Olympics! This might be be the best day in the history of American curling! No seriously, I have no idea of anything they've ever accomplished. Has there been a better day?