But when the 18-year-old Ishikawa shoots his age, will you be impressed then? This guy won't be.
Little known fact: Deadspin was originally going to be titles Stagspin. It was changed after fears arose that the name would be confused with Statspin.com.
Had the video gone on a few more seconds, you would have heard "John is dead, miss him, miss him, miss him."
@FirstDerivative: You would think the '69 World Series would have been enough.
"So you're Al Davis?" one of the hoods said. "Why you punch-drunk bum." Written 55 years ahead of its time.
@StevieFranchise: Thankfully, no one talks about Cowboy Bob Orton anymore.
Not to take this too seriously or anything, but the BBM-Mountie feud ended with the loser spending the night in Rikers Island, not the county jail. I still say one of the funniest things I ever saw was the Mountie being booked in Rikers, refusing to give his hand for fingerprinting, shouting "You want a finger? Heres a finger!" and flipping off the cops, who then grabbed his hand and fingerprinted his middle finger.
@Crapshoot: Considering he's taking on Vince at Wrestlemania, I'm pretty sure Bret is alive, but just barely.
@Bucket O' Hatorade: Sure you can. In spring training, Jose Reyes bats third.
NBC started a tradition with the Heidi Game, and they kept it alive with the Olympics Closing Ceremony. [www.winnipegfreepress.com] #tips
Not even Evgeni Plushenko can pull a quad like the guy at the 2:38 mark.
@cbag: Its all that pent up agression from playing Meg on Family Guy. You know she's just gonna snap one day.
That is the worst case of camel toe I've ever seen.
Strangely enough, theres still a sign in a ladies bathroom in the White House that prohibits women from "possessing deadly weapons while performing any services on JFK."
"Gary, did you hit your wife?" Gary: "No, but I'm about to beat the shit out of you!"
Yuri Foreman? I thought they were all named George!
Let's go for the pole today" "Seriously? Allright coach, if you say so." -Nodar Kumaritashvili
And on the same day the women get their first victory in these Olympics! This might be be the best day in the history of American curling! No seriously, I have no idea of anything they've ever accomplished. Has there been a better day?
Olympic speed skater asks NBC reporter "Are you stupid?" [www.huffingtonpost.com] #tips
Nice try, but still not enough camel toe.
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