johnny_carsick commented on Douche of the Decade, Round Two: Real Douches Only

"@momof3wildkids: I'm partial to "Twatbomb", myself."

johnny_carsick commented on Douche of the Decade, Round Two: Real Douches Only

"@printersanonymous: Noted, but at least he pays his employees a living wage. Joe Francis profits off of drunk girls taking their clothes off."

johnny_carsick commented on Who's the Douche of the Decade?

"All the young dooooouuuuches As seen on Fox Neeews Douche-a-loo doooouuuuches Greasy and cru-huuude"

johnny_carsick commented on Who's the Douche of the Decade?

"@braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Here, here."

johnny_carsick commented on Joe Lieberman Gets So Appalling Even the New York Times Can't Resist Mentioning It

"Substantial majorities in both houses, an extremely charismatic president, and the signature legislation they've tried to pass for decades gets neutered by a mealy-mouthed turd who gets his rocks off being the center of attention. Ladies and gentlemen, your Democratic Party! I'm going back to NPA."

johnny_carsick commented on "Fuck Them": Times Critic On Hollywood, Women, & Why Romantic Comedies Suck

"@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I realize it's purely speculative of me, but it does seem like the bulk of film advertising curiously dovetails with the interests of the adolescent male - emphasis on boobs, guns, cars and aggro rock. That said, as much as I hated "Juno", at least it was a succesful movie that doesn't fit that mold."