What if G-d was one of us?
Simmons spends a whole column telling us that the Nets will never be as "hot" as the Knicks but wants LeBron last year and now Carmelo to join the Clippers. Does he even read what he writes at this point?
OOH LOOK! FREE HAM!
Welcome to every Jew's worst nightmare.
Looks like Rex Ryan at 5:30 this Sunday.
You ate the Denton special sauce flan again? Won't you ever learn?
What are you talking about? He managed an entire dojo of Cali hoodlums in the Valley. #billsimmons
@bankboy: Welcome to being a sports fan. #mediameltdowns
Dumbest move ever. Say goodbye to your job. #erikkuselias
The terrorists haven't won after all!
@What Would Tim Tebow Do?:

Right around the corner from Yankee Stadium on Webster Avenue. Ask for Dez.

Joe Buck is just another deluded dope who thinks he's good at what he does because his dad was. How many failures do we have to suffer through before the world realizes genes don't equate to success?
America, meet Reggie Bush. Reggie, America.
Somewhere, John Starks just missed another open jumper.
I never knew Pierce Brosnan is from Pittsburgh!
The NCAA must make them vacate some wins or Nick Saban won't be after the job when Meyer goes to ND.
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