HOORAY!!! I'm so glad I remembered to check back here today to see what happened with the DHOF.
Seeing this horse and all he stands for finally make it gives me the energy and hope to return to my office's week-long "team-building" exercises and possibly not kill anyone.
Possibly.
70 percent? This is a traveshamockery of an election! I long for the days before sophisticated polling software got in the way of good old-fashioned ballot-stuffing.
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Exactly. You're not voting for only a horse, people! You're voting for a heyday (or hayday, if you will) of hilarity in the history of Deadspin.
I have no idea why I've always had a soft spot for Marbury. Must've been The Last Shot by Darcy Frey. So I'm voting yes without being totally sure he's earned it.
Barbaro's message board--before we started sending "condolences" of our own--was some of the most amazing unintentionally hilarious shit I have ever seen. And the message board war was milk-out-your-nose awesome for weeks on end.
Motherfucking affirmed.