@marianne_sarah: Welcome to my world as a roller derby player, post "Whip It."
@marianne_sarah: Welcome to my world as a roller derby player, post "Whip It."
This just in: The AL will now play the All-Star Game wearing white turtlenecks and blue blazers.
"Dora the Explorer"? Well that came right out of left field ...
HOORAY!!! I'm so glad I remembered to check back here today to see what happened with the DHOF.
Seeing this horse and all he stands for finally make it gives me the energy and hope to return to my office's week-long "team-building" exercises and possibly not kill anyone.
Possibly.
70 percent? This is a traveshamockery of an election! I long for the days before sophisticated polling software got in the way of good old-fashioned ballot-stuffing.
@This is my Star: Well, it is spelled differently.
Assfelt?
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Exactly. You're not voting for only a horse, people! You're voting for a heyday (or hayday, if you will) of hilarity in the history of Deadspin.
I have no idea why I've always had a soft spot for Marbury. Must've been The Last Shot by Darcy Frey. So I'm voting yes without being totally sure he's earned it.
Barbaro's message board--before we started sending "condolences" of our own--was some of the most amazing unintentionally hilarious shit I have ever seen. And the message board war was milk-out-your-nose awesome for weeks on end.
Motherfucking affirmed.
@Pete Gaines: Fan-fucking-tastic.
If he he had hired "advisors" spelled with an "o," this never would have happened.
@Moobs: Holy shit, I just googled that to see what's going on with "The Rock of Boston." Suck.
Aside from Barkley and the dongs, how did this class of Hall hopefuls become the all-douchetastic gang?
Quite frankly I've never understood the appeal.
If they've named this drill, which sounds pretty much like torture, after masturbation ... I'm pretty sure they're doing something wrong.
I fucking hate memos that capitalize regular old nouns like "Values."
The long-ago Joselip Hanson video is still the closest I've come to watching internet porn at work. I vote yes. Hooray, dongs!
@TT-Zop: And thank god for that. My vote is no.
