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"I got two awesome mixtapes."

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on At Least Reggie Bush's Hands Are Still Okay

"I always fingered Bush had huge hands; this picture really nails it."

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on Because The World Isn't Truly Free Unless The Gators Win

"@Joke_Killa: It's weird, this offseason just kind of flu by."

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on Because The World Isn't Truly Free Unless The Gators Win

"So the Indians added another pitcher to their staph?"

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on Drew Brees Wins Offensive Player Of The Year

"Is anyone really surprised?"

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on Yeah, Give Him A Red Card. I Dare You

"@Candace Parker Secret Lover: With puns like that someone's going to show you the matador."

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on Teen Girl Focused On Weight

"@goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): Yeah, I think they mean she lifted 2/3 more than her body weight (because 126 X 1.67 = 210)."

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"@SideAngleSide: This signing seems like a Risk."

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere

"@Matt_T: True, but why should we take everything he says as gospel?"

Magnakai Haaskivi commented on Texas Waits For Final Minute To Eat Ohio State's Soul

"Terrell Pryor should never have tried to pull off the crab dribble."