Can we get the half-faced sniper from Boardwalk Empire involved in this? I'd like to meet Cowherd in a diner, tell him I'd never like to see him again, and BOOM. Problem solved.
@car-ramrod: You know who started the flopping in basketball, right? All the fucking Europeans, who learned it from their soccer players! So I still blame soccer.
Thanks, JaMarcus! Your fumbling, pick-throwing, 20-yard-sack-taking off-the-bench peformance cost me a playoff game! Could you have put your team in any worse field position?
/ Started the Oakland D/ST
// I know it's my fault, who the fuck starts Oakland D/ST