That was fucking awful.
What kind of a gay fucker wants to be around another nine swinging dicks? Answer: The self-proclaimed DP veteran.
Three O'Clock High! Filmed while I was a sophomore at Ogden High School. It's certainly no dipshit prep school like THE GODDAMNED JOHN IRVING ACADEMY THIS SKINNY MAGARY FUCKFACE LUMINEERED AT. Only juniors and seniors were able to work on the film and skip classes without repercussion, so I sluffed, drank beer, and received Us in citizenship. That weird dark-haired goth chick who was cast as the girlfriend of Charley from Young Guns was smoking weed in her trailer and asked me in one day. Swear to Christ. I mumbled something and ran away! Ran away in my Guess Jeans, turquoise topsiders and Izod sweatshirt. YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY PREPPY ASSHOLE, MAGARY!
LaRussa is a fat, lazy, half-retarded drunk, NEOCON Republican fuckhead. But that's not the reason I sure as fuck wouldn't show up to his baseball values rally. It's because I'm a FUCKING BUCCOS FAN.
/hangs self
/hangs self
The fuck's a "trouper"?
I want to know who in the hell would name a professional sports franchise after that one fuck-up from "I Love Money."
@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: /Following you
@ArrowheadPride: Hail, hail, hail ye MasterBetas! Raise your thundermugs on high! And we'll drink another glass to the biggest horse's ass, in the sisterhood of Beta Theta Pi.
Sorry, BDD, but Eldrick Woods pledged Sigma Chi, then dropped after a week or so. Yes, knowing this makes me a silly, self-important fratboy. But we cannot fasely lay claim to one of the world's most prolific billionaire cocksmen.
You cannot smuggle beer into Rice-Eccles stadium; I have been trying for 15 years. Someone may have dumped rum & Coke on Hall's big-child-bearing-hipped blonde victim of patriarchal bigotry last year, but not fucking beer. Fuck the Cougars. We fucking lost to them, though.
As an Exeter cocksmoker and world-class writer, you've been warned against making any goddamned grappling references, Irving. You failed.
They love fucking slammers! on that page! I haven't seen so many exclamation points since Dan Shanoff used to emasculate! himself within his abhorrently constructed passive nonsense that was the Daily Quickie! I forsook football allegiance to ingratiate myself into my potential in-laws' clan and now I'm furiously whacking off to Tim Tebow's neck veins every four hours!
/Fuck Shanoff
@Rob Iracane:
"I was hanging with you fungi in a vain attempt to cool you out, but all I'm getting from you is breeze. So, c'est la vie."
"I was hanging with you fungi in a vain attempt to cool you out, but all I'm getting from you is breeze. So, c'est la vie."
Will is, by his own admition, not a member of any municipality's golf drunks (and we are everywhere). Because otherwise, he would immediately recognize the flaw in his age-18-to-64 social circle argument as pertaining only to you East Coast, big city, wine-drinking pussies.
Fuck you, BYU! Fuck you, BYU! Your fucking O-Line is collectively 187 years old, you fucking married fat pasty cocksmoking soda-drinking self-righteous sperm enthusiasts. Fucking BYU.
I call the big one Bitey.
@ArkansasFred:
Scored by a Jimmy "I fondle copious cocks" Buffet tune, "Turnin' Around."
Scored by a Jimmy "I fondle copious cocks" Buffet tune, "Turnin' Around."
"I'll get you for this, renter!"
Hey fuckstick:
You are not supposed to hyphenate precedent adverb compound adjectives, there, Harvard.
MC Serch will be angry when Byata disses his Ecko asterisk T-shirt: "This is not a game, ladies!" Woowooo!
@Rob Iracane:
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
