I'm more confused about the "I live in Atlanta, no one locks their cars" bit. That just seems irresponsible. He must not have driven a Honda Accord.
@Tulos_Mullet: It's really no worse than any other red state, it just seems like it because the weather and palm trees and fake tans/boobs/hair give you the illusion that you're in California, and then you realize that you're actually surrounded by a bunch of gun-toting xenophobes. I believe their official state motto is "Arizona: The Midwest's Prettier Cousin".
No, no, no. The picture is upside down. She's just a really big fan of Linux software.
Shaq will have to arm-wrestle Paris Hilton for him
It's not fair. Reality show production companies just don't even have to try any more.
It's not fair. Reality show production companies just don't even have to try any more.
She's not doing much to dispel the stereotype that Florida is chockfull of blue-haired old ladies.
Isn't an Irabus just an anthology of Anchorman quotes and "yes, yes, no's"?
Parents Love what they look like on the Wall
Yeah, but as we've learned, that'll get you in trouble with the authorities in Nebraska.
Yeah, but as we've learned, that'll get you in trouble with the authorities in Nebraska.
That's not even the worst of it. They then proceeded to flash a laser pointer all over the room, and give him a spoonfull of peanut butter just to watch him make funny faces while he tried to eat it.
@UweBollocks: That's waaaay too classy. I'm going with Insane Clown Posse running hatchet man.
Great! I can finally yell at Mr. Katni to get me another Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade and make me a fuckin' salad while I watch ice dancing all afternoon!
@Sex Fabregas: My "hardware" rated a 0 out of 10.
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@gramsci72: It's sad that you think He's Not Here is decent.
You, dim PR person, are dumb and should be expelled.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: I thought maybe this was the replacement for the NASCAR romance novel feature.
@Saberhagendaaz: Are you trying to say that you're not buying my grueling regimen of heroin and Mad Dog to cure my crippling insomnia?
Dammit! I wish I had known about this before I spent all that money on Affliction t-shirts and a lift kit for my truck.
@Phintastic: +1 overpriced sandwich
the Silent Scare
Marcel Marceau had more than a few brushes with unplanned fatherhood.
Marcel Marceau had more than a few brushes with unplanned fatherhood.
You'll never catch him, because he's fucking innocent.
@Pete Gaines: BUT THIS IS 'MURICA! SPEAK ENGLISH AND QUIT FLASHIN' YER TA-TA'S!
