Um... no. Any decent field actually has a fair slope from center to sideline, mainly for drainage. Even indoor fields usually keep the slope.
Did I just hear Lee Corso say "Ah, Fuck It" on national TV?
"But it can't hurt."

-David Carradine
And that should end it...

Then again... we do have Solo.
If it's that time of the month, not even a caring lover can help them.
The world will end before then, even if I have to steal the nuclear football and impersonate the president to activate it.

The Daniel Tosh e-Trophy, on the other hand, is barely acceptable.
Wait, where's the video of Lebron, Wade, and Bosh tying Dirk to a truck and whacking his hand with a baseball bat?

(Also, Riley has to be Flair here. Spoelstra can be the random Horseman kicked out for botching.)
You know who else had a similar ballot when he was in power?

Saddam Hussein.

(Psst. FIFA HQ is hiding WMDs... WE MUST INVADE!)
The National Guard didn't have a banner day today. At least no one died this time though.
Small correction:

At the Royal Rumble 1991, Warrior was the champ facing Slaughter. Other than that, outstanding stuff as usual.
RE: Saints and Tom Benson.

As a Saints fan: AMEN. Wish someone would buy out the asshole before he tries to move the team to San Antonio again, once the state can't afford his "welfare" payments anymore.
Congrats on getting a step further than I did. Was invited to Orlando back in the day, but sadly couldn't make the trip.
Are we talking about in her smurf, in her Smurf, or in her smurf ?
Why am I regretting my SDSU-BYU finals pick now, when SDSU finally looks like they may win this one.
If they're not Chinese, they should still be legal. Or close enough.
Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be taking mine tomorrow.
From a Saints fan:

Congrats Packers. Enjoy the next year.
@Son-of-MonsterChalk: My favorite place to keep my stuff is the Nevada State Highway Patrol building. You find it fairly early, it's not too hard to secure, and the place is 100% safe. (through three seperate playthroughs, with TONS of stuff each time)
@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I'll go one better:

New Orleans lost to Arizona.
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