Two seperate cities, two seperate counties, seperated by a big body of water and 5-7 miles of bridges. Its why nobody wants to go to Rays games.

Tampa is the metro hub, industrial and spread out.
St. Pete is smaller, has more old people and depends mostly on tourism and is cramped.
Clearwater is the strange sister of the other two as its been over-run with Scientologists.
No pics or video? In this day and age, you'd think at least one Swede would have a smartphone on them.
Obligatory every time there's a story about Morrissey.
Do some manscaping and...hmm...yes...
I live in Tampa, the closest Whataburger to me is in Jacksonville. Which is where my brother in-law and his crap-ass family live. Jacksonville is a complete hole. Terrible town.

But they have Whataburger. Its a 4 hour drive to a town I hate, but I stomach it and get my ass up there whenever the opportunity arises for one reason: Whataburger.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to contemplate a late-night drive to Jacksonville.
1. Taylor Lautner

No, wait. He's desperately trying to hide something else...
Why does this kind of stuff happen so often at these summits? Accidentally caught conversations, embarrassing faux pas caught on film, etc.
I mean, who runs these things?
Any particular reason why he's hosting?
The mental reaction I got to the image on the right re-affirms my homosexuality.
And yes, I'm ignoring that its air-brushed all to hell.
Stole this from Qweerty but its pertinent:
"A Taiwanese urologist reports that the average male penis in Taiwan measures about 9-11 centimeters long (roughly 3.5-4.3 inches)."

So I have a feeling any "Big Bird" night at the sauna will be pretty empty.
What's Jack Shephard from LOST doing there!
Damn! I was about to post this.
He looks like Lon Chaney, Jr. at the end of "The Indestructable Man'. See video for proof.

Once again, MST3K has stuck an obscure bit of info in my head to pull out at an opportune time.
Hating on Wal-Mart is passé now, I guess?
We've moved on to Target as the hip thing to hate on?
I didn't realize bears sound so much like sheep.
I prefer this embarrassing Mit Romney photo, myself.

Hm...well, its not loading, but Google "Mit Romney fudge" and you'll know why.
With long hair, Drake looks like a handsome, straight Taylor Lautner.
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