One viewer in particular was upset.
That's what happens when you make a guy pitch in a stadium right next to the ocean.
The biggest attraction in Timmins is the Shania Twain Museum. Sure, you may think it's pretty lame, but until you actually go there, like I have, you don't have the ability to confirm that it's pretty lame.
You think that's worse?
Ellos son fiesta?
WHO IS LOU???
You can insult our hair, eh, but don't you dare insult our drywalling techniques.
Meet the new mascot, though.
Guys, you invite Roseanne Barr to sing the national anthem, what do you expect? She's a fat slob and an actress, not a singer. How dare you criticize her performance? She's not Josh Groban!
I agree with Jaysen, if there's a good way to put your full name and address on the internet, just go ahead and give 'er.
Because if there's anything that the Quebecois love, it's the British monarchy.
MAN! Fuck dat Twitter.
Somebody call my momma!
As a gin drinker, this is the only time Bombay has ever been referenced as the liquor that leads to crazy nights. Or as "Sapphire".
John comes, looks at me, and says, 'You're going to ruin the journalistic integrity of this network, which we've built up all these years. We're finally getting to a point where we are the real deal in sports journalism, and this guy's going to blow it all in a week on the air.'
"The plan is to blow it over a period of years until we don't have any left! We can't rush the plan like this!"
Again, for those unfamiliar, I recommend @DonCherryParody, provided you can handle all-caps tweetin'.
Does Tim Tebow make the DSHOF before the Pro Football HOF?
I bend his wife over the couch and start to enter her from behind when I see a framed poster hanging over my television. It is the old Notre Dame standby, "Play Like A Champion Today." I've had it for years- since high school- and I've hung it prominently in every single place I've ever lived. I see it and, like an idiot, blurt out, "Hey, I'm going to fuck your lady like a champion today."
This is the Notre Dameist thing of Notre Damey things I've read this week.
This is the Notre Dameist thing of Notre Damey things I've read this week.
"I don't want to have to subtract four every time I see an afternoon or evening time just to get my bearings"
Good, because if someone told you to do something at 21:00 it would be really awkward if you showed up at 17:00 P.M.
Good, because if someone told you to do something at 21:00 it would be really awkward if you showed up at 17:00 P.M.
MIKE THOMASSS!! WWWWOWWWW!!!!
