The biggest attraction in Timmins is the Shania Twain Museum. Sure, you may think it's pretty lame, but until you actually go there, like I have, you don't have the ability to confirm that it's pretty lame.
Guys, you invite Roseanne Barr to sing the national anthem, what do you expect? She's a fat slob and an actress, not a singer. How dare you criticize her performance? She's not Josh Groban!
John comes, looks at me, and says, 'You're going to ruin the journalistic integrity of this network, which we've built up all these years. We're finally getting to a point where we are the real deal in sports journalism, and this guy's going to blow it all in a week on the air.'
"The plan is to blow it over a period of years until we don't have any left! We can't rush the plan like this!"
I bend his wife over the couch and start to enter her from behind when I see a framed poster hanging over my television. It is the old Notre Dame standby, "Play Like A Champion Today." I've had it for years- since high school- and I've hung it prominently in every single place I've ever lived. I see it and, like an idiot, blurt out, "Hey, I'm going to fuck your lady like a champion today."
This is the Notre Dameist thing of Notre Damey things I've read this week.