This can be easily solved. All you need to do is equip the pilots with an air horn.
Gary Cooper? Hate. Sad-sack Van Johnson? Hate. And don't get me started on that stuttering fucker Jimmy Stewart.
So which freshman member of Congress brought his gun to work?
@mermaidcafe: If it was arranged by Bachmann and Frank and taught by Scalia and Breyer, then maybe I could see your point.
But this is a purely partisan exercise. No useful debate could come from it.
But this is a purely partisan exercise. No useful debate could come from it.
@mojoald: Hope it's BYOB.
@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: It's obvious that they just don't care.
Oh, Drew... we're going to have to agree to disagree. Communist.
Peanuts is the gold standard. You know how Conan, Letterman, and Kimmel absolutely revere Carson? Well, everyone you might like--Trudeau, Larson, Breathed, Waterson--revere Charles Shultz. There was nothing like Peanuts when I came out. It was a revolution.
It's still more revolutionary than most of the shiny, happy shit out now. You think we'd have Spongebob or even South Park or The Simpsons without Peanuts? We'd just have more variations on Crankshaft.
Peanuts is the gold standard. You know how Conan, Letterman, and Kimmel absolutely revere Carson? Well, everyone you might like--Trudeau, Larson, Breathed, Waterson--revere Charles Shultz. There was nothing like Peanuts when I came out. It was a revolution.
It's still more revolutionary than most of the shiny, happy shit out now. You think we'd have Spongebob or even South Park or The Simpsons without Peanuts? We'd just have more variations on Crankshaft.
Given the year and budget, the chase scene in The Rock is unforgivably awful. But it is nearly redeemed by the reactions of the conductor, especially the line right after the end of the video above, "Damn it! This sucks! Where's that son-of-a-bitch now? I'm gonna hunt him down! That motherfucker ain't safe nowhere!"
This was shot in the bizzaro wing of Madame Tussauds.
The Cavs announcer should announce LeBron first. And it should be met with dead silence. No applause, no boos. Just thundering indifference.
Then repeat it during the game. Every time he lets off a shot or free throw, the arena should go silent. It'll drive him nuts.
At least that's how it works in the movies.
Then repeat it during the game. Every time he lets off a shot or free throw, the arena should go silent. It'll drive him nuts.
At least that's how it works in the movies.
What color bracelet do the men with BPH wear?
@skyegrl: The military get raises like every other government employee.
And wanna knows who asks for military raises? Federal unions, that's who. They do it because, up until this year, federal employee raises were tied to military raises.
And wanna knows who asks for military raises? Federal unions, that's who. They do it because, up until this year, federal employee raises were tied to military raises.
@VidaBlueBalls: "I don't care what his Average Distance to Target is, if he doesn't land on the mound, it doesn't count, does it?"
--Joe Morgan, on Mike Sergio's stunt
--Joe Morgan, on Mike Sergio's stunt
Drew, if you weren't getting laid, how did you know that the school infirmary was a place to score free rubbers? Was it an aspirational thing? Did you go and collect a bunch like you were getting laid and have a huge stash in your room?
Why does a high school pool have an underwater viewing window? I thought those were for tiki bars in Florida hotels.
No dishes can hold a candle to handwashing breastpump parts. Special brushes, tons of nooks and crannies, and odd angles that ensure water is getting everywhere.
I thought TLC stood for midgets, multiples, and cake. Where does Palin fit in?
Awww... the chick from Slacker is all grown up.
Now that Zell and his dopes are gone, will someone please put this show on WGN America? Please? Put it on any time of day. 2am, 4pm, I don't care.
@property of rascal (the cat): I wish it could take war with it.
