I'll trade you for my gymnastics equipment.
I agree. They are the most repulsive food item on this delicious earth. Everyone thinks they're necessary "for flavor!" but I don't see why they should be in, on, or around anything that I eat.
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I like the meringue idea:
Fluffy lemon meringue tart Zooey Deschanel
Warm summer breeze tickling the dune grasses Zooey Deschanel
Tiara-wearing fuzzy bunny Zooey Deschanel
Antique French cafe poster lover Zooey Deschanel
Dried flower on a singing canary Zooey Deschanel
Glittery kitten in a softball mitt Zooey Deschanel
Freshly-puff-painted Atari game Zooey Deschanel
Fuzzy earmuffs on a hamster Zooey Deschanel
Fuzzy duckling in a baby pool Zooey Deschanel
Perpetually cheery mood ring Zooey Deschanel
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Warm, gooey, freshly-baked cookie Zooey Deschanel
Human sack of Jelly Bellies Zooey Deschanel
Smiling mason jar of chamomile tea Zooey Deschanel
(I'm hungry)
Comically oversized, impossibly cute carnival game stuffed animal Zooey Deschanel
Hollywood's quirky bucket of sprinkles and frosting Zooey Deschanel
Human fluttering dandelion puff Zooey Deschanel
Doe-eyed, twinkle-toed human Bambi Zooey Deschanel
Human kitten in a sweater Zooey Deschanel
Warm, breezy summer nap on a hammock Zooey Deschanel
1) Paint my lips the same fleshtone as my cheeks.
2) Remove cord and ear cups from studio monitor headphones.
3) Place headphone headband over eyes.
4) Inject corn with Yellow #40.
5) Stare longingly at corn.
2) Remove cord and ear cups from studio monitor headphones.
3) Place headphone headband over eyes.
4) Inject corn with Yellow #40.
5) Stare longingly at corn.
* Bookmarks this article for Halloween 2012.
You know, the kind where you pinch your nose and sing.
Have mercy, that's such perfect hair. On Stamos. Not Demi.
I went from making small joke (the first sentence) to thinking I might explain it a bit, to making my own eyes cross, to just pressing SUBMIT and waiting for the trolls to appear.
Comparing Apple to Google is a bit like comparing apples to ice cream sandwiches. You can eat both, and while they are able to be consumed in the same manner, they both traveled different paths to you and, since they are slightly different in their parts-to-whole relationship, are used for different purposes by the consumer.
Finally, the Okama Gamephere is here!
And here I thought a 'Betch' was just the word 'Bitch' said with a stuffy nose.
Hey Fred, it's not really a juice fast if you're drinking Hot Dog Flavored Water.
After I put the Biddle in the Biddle... can I fiddle while I diddle...
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Still with the no image embedding, Gawker? Sigh.
I was going to say the same thing 5 minutes ago, but I had to go clean up, cause... uhh... masturbating.
Fair enough. I thought that might be the case, and was genuinely interested if it were so. Other than than the salient "Love, Daddy" line, I thought it was a fairly genuine letter summing up Hitler (without seeming to revere the man) to a toddler who would never begin to fully understand - now or ever - what Hitler had done.
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