This is awesome. I would LOVE to see PK on this list as well
//dick joke
Whiskers out! How many times do I have to tell you!
Isn't that how Flyer's fans walk down the street?
Was Trading Places on TV last night or something?
If so, why wasn't I informed!!
Re: Chapel Hill - it's a college town with plenty of good bars. Find one with the largest group of hot, blonde, southern girls.
I'll be there for either Chapel Hill or Durham...or both
//redacted for its truly awfulness
- PotRoastandGravy
//racism
//racism
//Boston joke
//racism
//Boston joke
- SuperMike
"The next time you go to a burger restaurant that doesn't offer bacon, I want you to take your dick out and ask them if they can throw some salami on it instead."
Did you go see Alvin and Chipmunks recently?
Do +1's carry over from Deadspin?
Yo Drew, when in NC, just go to the Pit in downtown Raleigh. You'll never leave...
Please oh please let AJ impact the presidential race. I want to see him on 60 Minutes explaining how he got a hold of the Mitt Romney/Michelle Obama sex tape
Gah, just realized that Mrs. HoC is out of town and I have the kids to myself. Shit shit shit shit shit
But yes, I'd be happy to fake a note explaining that you are taking part in community service that night
But yes, I'd be happy to fake a note explaining that you are taking part in community service that night
Chapel Hill and Durham huh? So now I need to explain to my wife why i am going to go out and get drunk with someone I've never actually met in the middle of the week? Good to know...
Host - So no Lion's playing crappy, car crash, or suspension talk?
Suh - Nope
Host - So ummm....how about those Mets?
Suh - //stops on his throat
Suh - Nope
Host - So ummm....how about those Mets?
Suh - //stops on his throat
If I could have be given a chance to imagine exactly what CHB's kid would look like, it would have been this...with a bit more horrible, whitefro on top
For you non-parents out there who don't understand this: after 2 kids I VOLUNTARILY allowed someone to cut stuff inside my balls to ensure I never had any more kids. Best decision I ever made
//Loves my kids so damn much (for about 80% of waking time)
//Loves my kids so damn much (for about 80% of waking time)
This is Ruben Seirra's only chance to get into the hall before he dies of old age
"I purposely choose recipes that take FOREVER to make, so that someone else has to stop the kids from trying to run over each other with scooters and shit"
Shut the hell up Drew. I swear to God if you ruin this scam for the rest of us I will hunt you down and make YOU watch my kids at dinner...
Shut the hell up Drew. I swear to God if you ruin this scam for the rest of us I will hunt you down and make YOU watch my kids at dinner...
Stupid Angelos
//goes to smash face against wall for ~30-45min
//goes to smash face against wall for ~30-45min
So I like American Dad and would fuck the shit out of Anna Torv.
note: especially the Anna Torv from the other universe
//like you didn't know I was odd
note: especially the Anna Torv from the other universe
//like you didn't know I was odd
