@ChalkdustTorture:

NE lives for those low 1st/high 2nd picks. I think they will get good value out of them.

@I_Like_Rabbits:

Yep, but they havent announced what they got for it yet.

@ChalkdustTorture:

They got Baltimore's 5th round pick.

If New England keeps this up, they are going to be the only team drafting tomorrow.
Put down your phone, douchebag.
Thousands of Fantasy Football GMs are now screaming "We gotta learn about another one of these fuckers?"
@OnBiasPercentage:

ESPN just needs to go ahead and tell us who everyone is going to pick, since they spoil any type of fucking suspense ever with their coverage

I guess we can safely assume that Al Davis just picks the fastest black guy around come draft day
Man... that picture brings back some memories... when people used to read Steel and when Raven Simmone was 60 lbs lighter.
I guess Leinart won't need his nuts anymore after Bradshaw ripped them off on national television.
@ChalkdustTorture:

As soon as he hit in ARI, I was screaming to let him start. I was trading him from the Giants to ARI in ESPN 2k5. I always thought he would lead them to at least the playoffs. But this... wow... this is too much.

@Dan Daoust:

+1 I thought he was good as gone back in '04.

Interesting situation: The Eagles winning increases the chance of getting laid (gf is a Philly native) but I'm rooting for the Cards... decisions, decisions.
At this point, I'm shocked that Warner doesn't just run backwards towards ARI's end zone and throw a 99-yd pass to Fitzgerald like in Tecmo Bowl.
I guess Will just got his wish.
@Business_Socks:

It's a great read, and if you like comics you can basically trace a lot of the styles, ideas, and tone for the past 20 years back to Watchmen.

God, at this point I'm shocked they just aren't doing a picture-in-picture of the Dodge commercials and the game.
I didn't know Harrison Ford played football.
@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...:

So you're saying it's the perfect game for Chiefs and Raiders fans?

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