Dude, my namesake is dead? Say it ain't so!

Melissa, if you need anyone to comfort you....I'm here for you.
@SponsoredbyV8: It's okay to be a little bi-curious.
Brady Quinn just got very excited for November 22nd. Also, if there are any fellow Sporcle-nuts here at the 'Spin, check out my quiz. It's about baseball. Yes, I'm a shameless shill: [www.sporcle.com]
Oh, well no wonder you lack confidence. You're a fellow Clevelander. Seriously though, if you honestly enjoy writing, just keep doing it. If you can't enjoy blogging without a decent readership, I would suggest piggybacking onto a larger phenomenon, like an oozing polyp. You know, like the KSK guys did.
@Unrelenting_Irrelevance: Anyone have Otto Graham's business card?
New Third String QB? Snowflake, of course.
@Bobby Big Wheel: It was like, sometimes, he would say, did you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'life,' and it would just enlarge your mind, man. But to actually answer your query, it used to mean "Deadspin Up All Night." Back when we used to actually be up all night, or thereabouts.
@quadrupletapmcnair-formerlytripletaptillman: Nostalgia. Same reason Chastity Bono calls her new penis a "cooter."
@Pesti-Esti: The Indians suck at sucking. Winning record since the fire sale, because you know how important finishing 4th is!
In a late tie-in with "Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen," this bobblehead also morphs into a syringe.
Why so angry, America's tight ends? Because they won't let Mark Chmura into Hannah Montana concerts anymore.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: We would have also accepted "Mama Said Knock You Out."
Semi-Pros before Ho's, brother.
The next Aural Secs: Bengie Molina running to 1st base, set to Rush's "2112."
@AC_Greens_Virginity: REAL Seminoles play football ALL the TIME! The purpose of a Seminole is to FLIP OUT and PLAY FOOTBALL!
The last blooper tape officially sponsored by ESPN? "Pool Shenanigans," hosted by Tom Mees.
"It was Cable who hit him." Police are currently on the look-out for this man: [cache.gawker.com]" rel="lytebox" class="commentImage
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