losloseeboy commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown

"The Hold Steady's latest effort is excellent. Has pitchfork given it oral yet?"

losloseeboy commented on Part IV: Featuring America's Favorite Sports Fella...Bill Simmons

"Oh, Simmons found some time to "peck" in between steam cleaning his home Pierce jersey, which was three fleshlight uses from transforming into an away jersey."

losloseeboy commented on The All-Star Blogebrity Roast Of William F. Leitch!

"Remember when Will -- sick pedophile that he his -- dipped into the YA genre? I thought bloggers avoided trying to be like Lupica."

losloseeboy commented on Deadspin Field Trip: Rodman's Book Signing

"Come on. There's gotta be one more field trip piece in the budget."

losloseeboy commented on The Screaming Man Shouldn't Make You Change The Way You Think About Yourself

"This was your Bill Pullman in "Independence Day" moment, Will. Fucking clit-cunt-dripping-good."

losloseeboy commented on Free Darko On San Antonio-New Orleans

"@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Must have been a kid looking for an autograph"

losloseeboy commented on Maria Menounos Will Bring Her Swarthy Greek Thunder Side Out

"Taking a Pat Jordan machismo stance on this is useless. Sports are purely for entertainment and fun. Some see this, while some don't."

losloseeboy commented on Maria Menounos Will Bring Her Swarthy Greek Thunder Side Out

"Can't wait to see a photo of Bissinger's son doing a funnel!"

losloseeboy commented on Maria Menounos Will Bring Her Swarthy Greek Thunder Side Out

"That was the ultimate setup."

losloseeboy commented on Terry Pettis And The Infinite Madness

"Great piece. Even better reporting."

losloseeboy commented on Coming To Grips With Blogging A Double Life

"Chandler's Afternoon Movie > Science Fiction Sports Blog Tale"

losloseeboy commented on Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It

"Masturbation never loses its fun."

losloseeboy commented on The Sweet 16 Begins, And Bruce Pearl Is Ready

"The bells are uneasy because they've never been so close to a circumcised cock."

losloseeboy commented on Source: Canseco Accuses A-Rod Of Steroid Abuse, Wife Coveting, In New Book

"Kenny Rogers is aggressively taking notes on the animated cover."

losloseeboy commented on Balls Deep With Big Daddy Drew: The Power Of Atmosphere (With Breasts)

"Smiles. Poughkeepsie, New York. Patio furniture. I got straddled around the neck and the plastic chair snapped. Didn't wash for days!"

losloseeboy commented on NCAA Live Blog: 7 ET Games

"Mick Foley just slammed a Pabst for that Jimmer 3-ball."

losloseeboy commented on NCAA Live Blog: 7 ET Games

"#30 got mugged coming across the lane on the switch. It fucking clogged everything up."

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