I'd take him on the pads over Konerko.
@ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMiniCamp:
George Clooney!
With Busch tallboys unavailable, I reminded Snotrag to grab an extra case of Ox 45.
When I asked a vendor Wednesday night where I could get a Busch beer, she informed me that only three locations in the entire ballpark serve the libation.
Someone that stoked about scoring a tallboy can't be bothered to walk for it.
@Sandburgh:
"Doughy's has terrible pizza!"
"Yeah, but there's TWO!"
"Yo dawg," he said, thrusting his arms in her direction, "we heard you like to pitch so we put a pitcher on your mound!"
Thanks to Spike Lee's intervention, Girl 6 will be reporting to Knicks camp next year.
"Tell him Son of Rodney is about to sell his wife a 29-Minute Ab Minder. He'll know what I mean."
@Encouraging Referee Pitman:
Pedroia seems more like the "windowless van" type.
People not in Chicago, you're just going to have to trust us that these are funny.
By cracky tag!
Michael Irvin is going to be pissed when he sees that getup missing from his dressing room, Perry.
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:
Holy shit, Steamboat wrestled?
@TheOnlyNetsFan:
How was Michaels/Taker? I always loved their HitC from '97 or so.
@undefined: @TheOnlyNetsFan:
Why can't we marry the two and paralyze Brett Myers somehow?
Coach K had Ashy Larry recruited until he found out he wasn't actually white.
DUAN, how the balls do I edit a PDF without Acrobat?
I'm going to just assume that the dude in the picture is named Liam and he and Manny will both fuck you up.
Hey AJ - I wanted to let you know about an event next week with Serena Williams. She will be in midtown unveiling her new milk mustache ad. Let me know if you or anyone else from Gigantic Asses might be interested in attending. Details are below.
Won't be the first time someone in an Xbox shirt tells you to get that red ring checked out.
@Chris Ethel Berman:
Today, my friend, is happy day.
/Bro Hymn chant
