College kids drink too much and trash a lodge? Now I've heard everything.

I'm waiting on the whole, you know, SPORTS element of this story to show itself...
This clown's dangerously close to making A-Rod, of all people, look sympathetic and well-balanced.
I like the one in the unflattering swimsuit.
Simmons. /YouTube'd (seriously, why do people do that?)
@StanGable: Shit, Jeffrey Jones would've been a better guest.
now that's some great PR for your book. well done, Sarah.
Jew! Gay! Fart! Pretty girl saying nasty things in cute voice! Ass! Cock! Holocaust! Black!
I love the whiny teammate calling for the ball at the :04-mark. Great goal.
@Lionel Osbourne: "alien-looking freak"? Cillian Murphy's on line 1. Jackie Earle Haley on line 2.
@comment_ninja: Hahaha, I love sometimes-prudish Deadspin. Whenever you feel like it, right?
"I would like to say it will feel strange not to see Cox in the dugout, but I am not sure: I would have thought it would have felt strange to see the Braves stop winning the division every year, but it didn't. It just happened. And so does this." Peter King's vague, rambling, meaningless prose style would like a word with you...
And after they get done slipping "beneath the cracks," maybe they can fly between the radar...
Also, Garfield loves lasagna, Jon's a fucking idiot, and Odie's a dope. Boom, another week of comic strips - DONE.
And that's only HALF as bad as Norman Chad's ex-wife robbed him in their divorce settlement!!!
@Peteski: you seem drunk. nothing you've written here makes any sense, as a joke or as not a joke.
I know this is sacrilege, but... I actually thought Reilly came off MUCH more intelligent than Simmons on their podcast yesterday. The thing about Tiger's cheapness bringing him down was interesting insidery insight. On the other hand, the idea that Reilly asks everyone everywhere what people tip is pretty slimy.
@Donnie_Iris: yeah, true. but this way you get to bang Elaine Benes, who I'd take over any of those Friends chicks...
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