Attempted Chemistry commented on Someone Hates You Online. Try Not To Be Offended.

""If you do something in the public sphere, and the world knows your name, you have to accept that people are going to come after you."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Media Approval Ratings: David Aldridge

"He's a good guy."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Shouldn't There Be a Jail Cell In That Bathroom?

"28 plate appearances (unless he's been hit by a pitch or hit a sac fly): .591 .690 1.000 That's pretty good."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Darrent Williams' Family Gets A Miracle

"Isn't that kind of letter exactly how they almost got D."

Attempted Chemistry commented on The MLB Draft gives everyone

"The most fatuous claim of the article: "The Tigers weren't the only team that thought Mr."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Brucemania Energizes A Weary Nation

"So in homage to Scottish history at what point does "Jay the Bruce" (or just "the" for short) become his universal nickname?"

Attempted Chemistry commented on Terry Pettis And The Infinite Madness

"Compared to this shouldn't Jeff Pearlman (from a week ago) feel like such a crybaby?"

Attempted Chemistry commented on Media Approval Ratings: Joe Morgan

"This was an obvious disapprove."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Meanwhile, at the San Francisco

"I wonder if this guy is also a Raider fan."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Bucs vs. Giants! Yar, They Blow!

"Terry Bradshaw's on-line dating service asked him to choose between the veteran and the young guy."

Attempted Chemistry commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"ESPN's featured LEAD of the day: "Did you giggle when the Browns gagged at Cincinnati with a playoff spot within reach?"

Attempted Chemistry commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"@That-Dude: I basically agree with you (and am ashamed of every single commenter on this thread who had nothing better to do than make fun of an ESPN poster who wasn't that far off -- when ESPN posts so many other far more mock-worthy comments). Let's say the Patriots have a 90% chance of winning any particular game among their next four."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Merry Holidays, Everybody!

"The featured comment on ESPN.com right now: "I wish for all my 'friends' to have a safe and happy holiday season." Not his friends, but his 'friends.'"

Attempted Chemistry commented on Rory Sabbatini And Roo

"Thanks to the good folks at the University of Akron, I have a t-shirt that (when I sit at a table) looks like it has a masturbating kangaroo on it."

Attempted Chemistry commented on Somehow Travis Henry won his

"@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program (formerly: GunsDont...): Tony Romo leads the league in vertical smiles"

Attempted Chemistry commented on If the Freep drafted for the

"@twoeightnine: In round 6, of course."

Attempted Chemistry commented on The Delmon Young trade should

"@Dave Ryan: Uff da"

Attempted Chemistry commented on The Biggest Game Millions Can't Watch

"Smush Parker suspended for an incident involving valet parking in Miami."