"@That-Dude: I basically agree with you (and am ashamed of every single commenter on this thread who had nothing better to do than make fun of an ESPN poster who wasn't that far off -- when ESPN posts so many other far more mock-worthy comments).
Let's say the Patriots have a 90% chance of winning any particular game among their next four."
"The featured comment on ESPN.com right now:
"I wish for all my 'friends' to have a safe and happy holiday season."
Not his friends, but his 'friends.'"
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