Comments from Matt Sussman

Matt Sussman commented on Week In Review: It Was An All-Star Week For Everybody

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:03:58 EDT

Some scars never heal, Tracy Breakfast. But a blogger's job is never done.

Matt Sussman commented on Week In Review: It Was An All-Star Week For Everybody

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:55:26 EDT

This is my last weekend. The Nü Crü signs on in August.

Matt Sussman commented on Mike Tyson to fight in some

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:41:57 EDT

I think my grandfather takes that for his heart.

Matt Sussman commented on Essay Contest: Win a Date With LPGA Golfer Natalie Gulbis

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:51:03 EDT

Can "morning workout, 9 holes of golf, and dinner" be substituted with "sleep 'til noon, 4 rounds of Super Smash Brothers, and drive-thru?"

Matt Sussman commented on Essay Contest: Win a Date With LPGA Golfer Natalie Gulbis

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:36:38 EDT

Matt Sussman commented on Brady Quinn: Bringing People Together Of All Persuasions

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:46:27 EDT

This is almost as embarassing as that time I saw my photo in a "Need a 4th for Warhammer?" ad back in Aught Four.

Matt Sussman commented on Reilly Tries To Be Funny, LAX Trick Shots And The Hoff's Crotch

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:08:28 EDT

It's called trying different browsers, people.

Matt Sussman commented on It's Lupica. L-U-P-I-C-A...I Should Be On The List

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:52:43 EDT

"It's safe to assume he finally got down there."

He snuck in hiding inside David Ortiz's batting helmet.

Matt Sussman commented on British Open co-leader? Rocco F'in Mediate

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:44:29 EDT

"Sergio Garcia is lurking at +2."

I didn't know he even commented here.

Matt Sussman commented on British Open co-leader? Rocco F'in Mediate

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:36:43 EDT

Where did Chai Chai Rodrigweeze finish?

Matt Sussman commented on Mike Ditka's Balance Is Not What It Used To Be

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:03:58 EDT

"Tom Jackson, When you go to the podium, and someone's in your way, what do they teach you to do?"

Matt Sussman commented on Drink Beer on the Islands? You're Supporting Hawai'i Athletics

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:46:56 EDT

The fundraiser won't be the most successful one in the country, but due to the inflated earnings numbers it sure will be a lot of fun to watch.

Matt Sussman commented on Oklahoma women's basketball

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:34:23 EDT

Going for the steal is fine, as long as she doesn't turn it over too much.

Matt Sussman commented on I Hereby Demand That This Be Added To The Olympics

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:09:50 EDT

"Didn't the Polish also use this thing for kamikaze missions in WWII?"

You're thinking of Ferris wheels.

Matt Sussman commented on I Hereby Demand That This Be Added To The Olympics

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:08:57 EDT

So, Japan finally gathered 4,000 food and 4,000 gold to advance to the Imperial Age. Good for them.

Matt Sussman commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:47:01 EDT

Touché, J. Shortbus, but I plan on cutting out the middle man entirely and just buying sex for a week.

Matt Sussman commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:43:02 EDT

Just buy her shoes with the money you got from live blogging the Super Bowl.

Matt Sussman commented on Jason Giambi Eschews Your Petty Shot Glasses

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:10:59 EDT

Wait, the article doesn't explain what exactly he has against the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers signature shot glass collection.

♬ You don't ♬ have ♬ to drink like a Mattingly

Matt Sussman commented on Jason Giambi Eschews Your Petty Shot Glasses

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:09:00 EDT

His brother was tending the bar that night.

Matt Sussman commented on Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:36:33 EDT

"You're going to make friendships with the people that you cover."

From now on, my defense to critical questions will be to re-state them.

Lawyer: "Why did you point a gun at the teller when you robbed the bank?"
Sussman: "When you rob a bank, you need a gun to point at someone."

Matt Sussman commented on Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:30:01 EDT

OK, fine, he wasn't looking to score with a cheerleader that night. We get it. Deadspin made a mistake. Please hold a mistake against the website for all eternity, because they'll never be able to recov---

--BREAKING NEWS: LES MILES TO MICHIGAN

Matt Sussman commented on Buzz And Me: An FAQ

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:04:13 EDT

Matt Sussman commented on Please Come To Altoona, Will Ferrell!

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:09:27 EDT

West Virginia Power is my goddamn hero.

Matt Sussman commented on NFL's "Concerned" About Players Flashing Gang Signs

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:54:38 EDT

"an effort to eliminate the promotion of gang culture in the league. "

In accordance with the new league policy, players on the same team will no longer wear the same colors.

Matt Sussman commented on Big Money Undefeated in 7 of 7 NBA Games Reffed by Scott Foster

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:42:20 EDT

Dr. Rumack: "What did Tim Donaghy have for dinner?"

Stu Jackson: "We both had fish. Why?"

Dr. Rumack: "Oh, no reason."

Matt Sussman commented on More OU drug hoax fallout:

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:08:11 EDT

The lawsuit was written on Omaha World-Herald stationary pad.

Matt Sussman commented on Uggla Implodes, Big Papi's Madonna Hi-Jinx, and Bud Selig Loves Him Some Sarah Jessica Parker

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:53:26 EDT

[mumbles, inadvertantly knocks over 12 Mountain Dew cans with hand, turns over, goes back to sleep]

Matt Sussman commented on MLB All-Star Game Live Blog

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:14:53 EDT

"Oh, and Suss, you can watch a just about every NewsRadio episode at hulu.com."

That was the first show I watched on that website. Now I'm on WKRP in Cincinnati.