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Jeremiah was a live blog ♬ was a live blog of mine ♬ The Phillies and the Dodgers in a Game 1 showdown ♬ will start at half 'til nine ♬ I said it starts at half 'til nine —Sussman
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ALDS Game 4: Angels Vs. Red Sox
If the Angels lose, they go home. If the Angels win, they ... go home. If they tie, you will never sleep tonight. Those are your options. The pitchers pitching are Jon Lester and John Lackey. The announcers announcing are Chip Caray and Buck Martinez. The jumpers jumping are everybody except you ... so far. More »
[cues up "Tonight, Tonight" on iPod] Red uniforms. Pitchers named John. Red Sox. Angels. Game Four. Live blog. Baseball. Sentence fragments. —Sussman
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NLDS Game 2: Dodgers-Cubs
If you're looking for a game that will be interesting for more than two innings, perhaps you've come to the right place. Carlos "Capital Zed" Zambrano and Chad "Nickname Withheld" Billingsley will pitch. Guys like Ryan Theriot and Casey Blake will be hitting and fielding. Nasally-sounding Hall of Famers like Tony Gwynn will be in the booth analyzing. And Viewers Like You will be jumping for your lives. More »
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NLDS Game 2: Phillies-Brewers
On the left, it's CC Sabathia. On the right, it's Brett Myers. The Phillies want that delicious 2-0 lead in the NLDS, and the Brewers want to go back to Milwaukee with at least one game dominated by hops and barley. She's jump, she's jump, she's jump, she's in my head. More »
Like a Midwesterner at an Italian restaurant, I can't decide which NLDS game to live blog tonight — Brewers-Phillies at 6 p.m., or Cubs-Dodgers at 9:30 p.m. — so I'll have both. And a small side salad with extra ranch on the side. —Sussman
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Monday Night Football: Ravens-Steelers
It's the rarest of sights. Two teams in the AFC North Division with functional motor skills on the same football field at the same time. Baltimore puts their vaunted undefeated season on the line in Heinz Field against the 2-1 Steelers. If you blog it, they will jump. More »
8:25 PM on Mon Sep 29 2008
By Matt Sussman
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Latest by StuntKockSteeev: Capped off with a River City Ransom reference too? Well. Done. Sir. more »
So who likes defense and field goals? Because that's all you're gonna see in tonight's Ravens-Steelers game on MNF. Oh, and a live blog of it. —Sussman
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Innuendo Bowl LXXI: #1 USC Trojans vs. Oregon State Beavers
Do you like games where the No. 1 team loses on the road? Well, too bad, because that game's not for a few weeks. Until then, we have a nice Pac 10 game between two "rivals" for you which will be over by mid-second quarter. We got ESPN's Chris Fowler, Jesse Palmer, and Craig James(er) in the box. We got Erin Andrews on the ground. But most importantly, we gotta jump to survive. More »
There once was a state school in OregonWhose football team played USC again
Tune into this site
At about 9 tonight
'Cause there will be a new live blog goin' on.
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Nuts v. Contraceptives: #5 Ohio State-#1 USC
Actually, the Southern California Trojans have already won this game by 24 points, but the NCAA by-laws dictate they have to go ahead and play the game anyway. Everybody important is at the game, except you. And, well, me. So let's get through this impending Buckeyes massacre together, shall we? Oh, good, you brought queso. Then it looks like we'll ... have ... to ... JUMP. More »
Having acquired the taste for blowout football games Monday night, tomorrow's Ohio State-USC game will certainly be live blogged here. Place your bets for the exact moment where it's blatantly clear I made a mistake in choosing this game, and begin posting pictures of various seals. —Sussman
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Monday Night Football (After Dark): Broncos-Raiders
Hope you got all your NFC North love juice out of your system, because now it's time for an AFC West trainwreck with the Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders. And who shall share this endeavor with us in the ESPN booth? Why, it's three Mikes, all with mikes. Mike & Mike's Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic, along with football's Mike Ditka. Mike, mike mike mike — mike mike! — mike mike Mike? Aw, hell, that's all I can type now. Mike mike mike jump mike mike mike. More »
10:20 PM on Mon Sep 8 2008
By Matt Sussman
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Latest by Hit Bull Win Steak: was YTR getting paid by the post last night? more »
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Sunday Night Football: Bears-Colts
It's the second to last game of the first week of the season, of which there will be only two more this decade. It all takes place in venerable Lucas Oil Stadium. How effective will the Bears passing game be? Will we find out what a bursa sac is? How would John Madden solve the dispute between Russia and Georgia? Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop jumping. More »
8:05 PM on Sun Sep 7 2008
By Matt Sussman
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608 comments
Latest by Pete Gaines: Well hey hey hey. Looks like I missed the party. How about them Chicago Bears? They won. That's good. Goodnight, moon. more »
Colts-Bears on NBC tonight? That's a live bloggin'. —Sussman
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College Football Kickoff Night: North Carolina State vs. South Carolina
Enough of your waiting, young stallion. The Pack of Wolves are visiting the Game of Cocks. To christen the season on TV, ESPN's Chris Fowler, Craig James and Jesse Palmer are behind the mic. Erin Andrews is behind the sidelines with a different mic — one that gets way more pageviews than a regular mic. Other games, if they earned it, will get mentioned too. Cambot. Gypsy. Tom Servo. Juuuuuuuuuump! More »
SEC Speed? How about the MAC's vaunted live blogging speed? Return to this very site tonite for my Grandtacular N.C. State-South Carolina Cherry Poppin' College Football Season Hootenanny All-Star Revue And Tractor Repair. Or maybe it's North Carolina-South Carolina State. Hey, we'll find out together at 8 p.m. —Sussman
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