MDT commented on The first rule of Fight Club

"Man, I see in the Chicago Mercantile Exchange the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived."

MDT commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)

"Ballsy pick, but I like it. Congrats AJ!"

MDT commented on Media Approval Ratings: Gregg Doyel

"Hmmmmm."

MDT commented on A Note From Your Editor

"Dammit, the one summer I don't have internet at work... Best of luck, Will."

MDT commented on To Watch Tonight

"There's a theme?"

MDT commented on Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics

"Dear God, imagine what she's gonna do for Sarah Jessica Parker when the Sex In The City movie comes out next month."

MDT commented on Annoying Superhuman Lawyer-To-Be Makes Life More Difficult For The Rest Of Us

"I played 5 hours of GTA on Sunday night and failed my Con Law final on Monday."

MDT commented on Notches On Roger Clemens' Bedpost Keep Surfacing

"So what you're telling me is that this Clemens-signed training bra I bought off eBay might be worth something?"

MDT commented on Place Bets On The Next NBA Stoner

"I've got Josh Smoker in the MLB pool."

MDT commented on Nuts About The Nats!

"I'm holding out for the Fugazi remix."

MDT commented on 1st Round, Third Overall: Falcons Select Matty Ice

"Ryan is ready to play right away. This is the Falcons we're talking about, right?"

MDT commented on 1st Round, Second Overall: Rams Take Chris Long

"Groundhog sees his shadow : 6 more weeks of winter :: Atlanta drafts Matt Ryan : 6 more years of losing"

MDT commented on 1st Round, Second Overall: Rams Take Chris Long

"who had 3:14 in the DRAMATIC VICK MONTAGE pool?"

MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall

"They're Long, and they're strong, and they're down to get the strong-side-protection-slash-linebacker-hybrid-pass-rush on"

MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall

"I feel like a draft that is continually advertising "Best Available Hummer" should be more entertaining."

MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall

"...just learned that his Coliseum lions had been replaced with Syrian hamsters. "So THAT's where they went," remarked Tom Brady."

MDT commented on Red Sox Wine List Thankfully Missing "Sweet Carowine"

"I can sleep easier now knowing that Josh McCown is going to be well-protected this year."

MDT commented on Passersby Were Amazed By The Unusually Large Amounts Of Blood

"Bill Cosby sat in the stands, wondering why the young African-American runners weren't running while bleeding profusely too."