<![CDATA[Comments from MDT]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from MDT]]> http://deadspin.com/people/mdetura http://deadspin.com/people/mdetura MDT commented on Annoying Superhuman Lawyer-To-Be Makes Life More Difficult For The Rest Of Us I played 5 hours of GTA on Sunday night and failed my Con Law final on Monday. Where's my post?

]]> http://deadspin.com/387511/annoying-superhuman-lawyer+to+be-makes-life-more-difficult-for-the-rest-of-us#c5555500 http://deadspin.com/387511/annoying-superhuman-lawyer+to+be-makes-life-more-difficult-for-the-rest-of-us#c5555500 Tue, 06 May 2008 17:25:42 EDT MDT commented on Notches On Roger Clemens' Bedpost Keep Surfacing So what you're telling me is that this Clemens-signed training bra I bought off eBay might be worth something? Score!

]]> http://deadspin.com/386173/notches-on-roger-clemens-bedpost-keep-surfacing#c5482876 http://deadspin.com/386173/notches-on-roger-clemens-bedpost-keep-surfacing#c5482876 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:57:18 EDT MDT commented on Place Bets On The Next NBA Stoner I've got Josh Smoker in the MLB pool.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386122/place-bets-on-the-next-nba-stoner#c5481774 http://deadspin.com/386122/place-bets-on-the-next-nba-stoner#c5481774 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:24:02 EDT MDT commented on Nuts About The Nats! I'm holding out for the Fugazi remix.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478687 http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478687 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:39:24 EDT MDT commented on 1st Round, Third Overall: Falcons Select Matty Ice Ryan is ready to play right away.

This is the Falcons we're talking about, right? I've got nieces that are ready to play right away in Atlanta.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384389/1st-round-third-overall-falcons-select-matty-ice#c5393529 http://deadspin.com/384389/1st-round-third-overall-falcons-select-matty-ice#c5393529 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:33:15 EDT MDT commented on 1st Round, Second Overall: Rams Take Chris Long Groundhog sees his shadow : 6 more weeks of winter :: Atlanta drafts Matt Ryan : 6 more years of losing

]]> http://deadspin.com/384388/1st-round-second-overall-rams-take-chris-long#c5393435 http://deadspin.com/384388/1st-round-second-overall-rams-take-chris-long#c5393435 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:19:50 EDT MDT commented on 1st Round, Second Overall: Rams Take Chris Long who had 3:14 in the DRAMATIC VICK MONTAGE pool?

]]> http://deadspin.com/384388/1st-round-second-overall-rams-take-chris-long#c5393404 http://deadspin.com/384388/1st-round-second-overall-rams-take-chris-long#c5393404 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:15:26 EDT MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall They're Long, and they're strong, and they're down to get the strong-side-protection-slash-linebacker-hybrid-pass-rush on

]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393398 http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393398 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:14:34 EDT MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall I feel like a draft that is continually advertising "Best Available Hummer" should be more entertaining.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393367 http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393367 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:10:47 EDT MDT commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall ...just learned that his Coliseum lions had been replaced with Syrian hamsters.

"So THAT's where they went," remarked Tom Brady.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393350 http://deadspin.com/384385/dolphins-take-jake-long-first-overall#c5393350 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:08:43 EDT MDT commented on Red Sox Wine List Thankfully Missing "Sweet Carowine" I can sleep easier now knowing that Josh McCown is going to be well-protected this year.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384383/red-sox-wine-list-thankfully-missing-sweet-carowine#c5393322 http://deadspin.com/384383/red-sox-wine-list-thankfully-missing-sweet-carowine#c5393322 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:04:43 EDT MDT commented on Passersby Were Amazed By The Unusually Large Amounts Of Blood Bill Cosby sat in the stands, wondering why the young African-American runners weren't running while bleeding profusely too.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384379/passersby-were-amazed-by-the-unusually-large-amounts-of-blood#c5393023 http://deadspin.com/384379/passersby-were-amazed-by-the-unusually-large-amounts-of-blood#c5393023 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:18:53 EDT MDT commented on Anyone Can Throw A Knuckleball! @Weed Against Speed: I'll give you a +... you'll find out RIGHT after this commercial break.

]]> http://deadspin.com/383985/anyone-can-throw-a-knuckleball#c5382096 http://deadspin.com/383985/anyone-can-throw-a-knuckleball#c5382096 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:57:02 EDT MDT commented on Anyone Can Throw A Knuckleball! Anybody can pitch the knuckleball until they're 90. Anybody can watch four knuckleballs roll across the plate until they're 90, too.

]]> http://deadspin.com/383985/anyone-can-throw-a-knuckleball#c5382037 http://deadspin.com/383985/anyone-can-throw-a-knuckleball#c5382037 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:54:32 EDT MDT commented on Our Breasts Can Always Tell When It's Going To Rain Alissa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're gap-toothed.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384003/our-breasts-can-always-tell-when-its-going-to-rain#c5382008 http://deadspin.com/384003/our-breasts-can-always-tell-when-its-going-to-rain#c5382008 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:53:10 EDT MDT commented on The Countdown To A Recitation Of Names You Don't Know Begins Now If Bill Parcells does nothing else as the GM of the Dolphins, he gets my vote for letting me sleep in another 3 hours on Saturday.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323361 http://deadspin.com/382597/the-countdown-to-a-recitation-of-names-you-dont-know-begins-now#c5323361 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:10:58 EDT MDT commented on Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts @phillas: Bostonites? Bostoners? Assholes?

I'm more bothered by my complete and utter disregard for subject-verb agreement. Bad MDT.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322486 http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322486 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:14:01 EDT MDT commented on Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts Wade Phillips was going to ban candy from the Cowboys' locker room too, but TO told him 100 Grand reasons not to.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322458 http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322458 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:12:37 EDT MDT commented on Four Out Of Five Dentists Think Joe Girardi Is Nuts Ask a Bostonian if sending away Baby Ruths are a good idea.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322342 http://deadspin.com/382521/four-out-of-five-dentists-think-joe-girardi-is-nuts#c5322342 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:06:30 EDT MDT commented on I Want You To Hurt Like I Do In other news, Lastings Milledge really needs to invest in some better shades. That sun ain't going anywhere, big guy.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381974/i-want-you-to-hurt-like-i-do#c5291942 http://deadspin.com/381974/i-want-you-to-hurt-like-i-do#c5291942 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:57:42 EDT MDT commented on You Know It's Baseball Season When Fat Yanks-Red Sox Fans Are Killing Each Other @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: It's all fun and games until they crucify the Oriole.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381980/you-know-its-baseball-season-when-fat-yanks+red-sox-fans-are-killing-each-other#c5290244 http://deadspin.com/381980/you-know-its-baseball-season-when-fat-yanks+red-sox-fans-are-killing-each-other#c5290244 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:33:23 EDT MDT commented on Trevor Immelman, Big Black Dildos, Ham Sandwiches, Whippings And The Abandonment Of Game Plans What did Statler and Waldorf have to say about the dildo bit?

]]> http://deadspin.com/380809/trevor-immelman-big-black-dildos-ham-sandwiches-whippings-and-the-abandonment-of-game-plans#c5244677 http://deadspin.com/380809/trevor-immelman-big-black-dildos-ham-sandwiches-whippings-and-the-abandonment-of-game-plans#c5244677 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:38:27 EDT MDT commented on Goodbye, Steve McNair. We'll On the plus side, this will leave him more time for being Bruce Willis' arch-nemesis.

]]> http://deadspin.com/380933/#c5241332 http://deadspin.com/380933/#c5241332 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:43:42 EDT MDT commented on Your 2008 NFL Schedule Has Arrived Phan club party in Toronto? Anybody? Anybody? Ah fuck it, I'm not going either.

]]> http://deadspin.com/380020/your-2008-nfl-schedule-has-arrived#c5202816 http://deadspin.com/380020/your-2008-nfl-schedule-has-arrived#c5202816 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:51:34 EDT MDT commented on Alex Smith's Popularity Soaring This is just the Catholic church's way of reminding us, on Pope Week, that not every priest has to settle for banging teenage boys.

]]> http://deadspin.com/379971/alex-smiths-popularity-soaring#c5201364 http://deadspin.com/379971/alex-smiths-popularity-soaring#c5201364 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:56:44 EDT MDT commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day @Mo Vaughn Revolution: damn you

]]> http://deadspin.com/379329/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5178728 http://deadspin.com/379329/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5178728 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:33:16 EDT MDT commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day If Johnny Cochran plays the Chewbacca Defense in the courtroom, the jurors' heads will explode. ---Doesn'tMakeSense

]]> http://deadspin.com/379329/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5178717 http://deadspin.com/379329/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5178717 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:32:58 EDT MDT commented on About Last Night OchentaYcinco: jeeeeeeezus]]> http://deadspin.com/379031/about-last-night#c5162499 http://deadspin.com/379031/about-last-night#c5162499 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:57:08 EDT MDT commented on About Last Night http://deadspin.com/379031/about-last-night#c5162449 http://deadspin.com/379031/about-last-night#c5162449 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:43:14 EDT MDT commented on About Last Night http://deadspin.com/379031/about-last-night#c5162439 http://deadspin.com/379031/about-last-night#c5162439 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:41:00 EDT MDT commented on Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties @Rob Iracane: I just got a couple of "holy shit it worked" IMs from Met fan friends

]]> http://deadspin.com/377314/roy-williams-divided-loyalties#c5086806 http://deadspin.com/377314/roy-williams-divided-loyalties#c5086806 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:12:58 EDT MDT commented on About Last Night what missed no sleep finishing final brief was

]]> http://deadspin.com/376658/about-last-night#c5053416 http://deadspin.com/376658/about-last-night#c5053416 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:08:18 EDT MDT commented on MRIs Get to the Bottom of Wiiitis @Bigcheez2k5: This looks like a queue of people who love consecutive vowels.

]]> http://kotaku.com/376477/mris-get-to-the-bottom-of-wiiitis#c5047125 http://kotaku.com/376477/mris-get-to-the-bottom-of-wiiitis#c5047125 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:43:28 EDT MDT commented on Your UCLA-Memphis Live Blog @Dieter: My money's on "arrested after killing cherry blossom tourist on left of escalator."

]]> http://deadspin.com/376524/your-ucla+memphis-live-blog#c5045295 http://deadspin.com/376524/your-ucla+memphis-live-blog#c5045295 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:12:36 EDT MDT commented on Your UCLA-Memphis Live Blog More fellatibrough. Fantastic.

]]> http://deadspin.com/376524/your-ucla+memphis-live-blog#c5045274 http://deadspin.com/376524/your-ucla+memphis-live-blog#c5045274 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:08:51 EDT MDT commented on Your UCLA-Memphis Live Blog Everybody say hi to Ape on the dance floor at Tom Tom.

]]> http://deadspin.com/376524/your-ucla+memphis-live-blog#c5045049 http://deadspin.com/376524/your-ucla+memphis-live-blog#c5045049 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:28:17 EDT MDT commented on Giants Show Everyone Their Merkin A.J. Burnett, who very well could be a Cylon

NO SPOILERS

]]> http://deadspin.com/375490/giants-show-everyone-their-merkin#c5004323 http://deadspin.com/375490/giants-show-everyone-their-merkin#c5004323 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:47:14 EDT MDT commented on Your Davidson-Kansas Live Blog Is the coach married to Lucille?

]]> http://deadspin.com/373855/your-davidson+kansas-live-blog#c4937724 http://deadspin.com/373855/your-davidson+kansas-live-blog#c4937724 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:56:00 EDT MDT commented on Your Davidson-Kansas Live Blog This is not the first time I have heard the phrase "tiny juggernaut".

]]> http://deadspin.com/373855/your-davidson+kansas-live-blog#c4937406 http://deadspin.com/373855/your-davidson+kansas-live-blog#c4937406 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:10:33 EDT MDT commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day The socks should be the favorites because they have 50% more fabric than the stirrups. ---ILikeMineStripey

]]> http://deadspin.com/371748/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c4858384 http://deadspin.com/371748/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c4858384 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:54:57 EDT