Body by Sabathia commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

"How many bonus points do we earn if she likes watching "Snapped"? Nevermind, I should be thankful I'm still alive and no, I haven't told her how much my life insurance is really worth."

Body by Sabathia commented on Introducing The Loneliest Boy In The World

"It still disappoints me that the Fathead site won't use the same picture of the little boy when you want to preview the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader posters."

Body by Sabathia commented on On With The Big Show, Again

"I'm sure those two will be good, but what about the other eight guys in the studio?"

Body by Sabathia commented on Beachwood, Ohio Cancels Little League All-Star Game to Boost Self-Esteem of Players, Retroactively Surrender to Germans

"The Pussification of America continues..."

Body by Sabathia commented on A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip News Cycle

"His wife must be dry as a desert if he's sticking his dick in this old bitch...not that I wouldn't mind you."

Body by Sabathia commented on This Lebron James article

"@Rufus On Fire - David: "Dude conveniently forgets that a number 23 LeBron James jersey with a bigass BK on the front would break all jersey sales records" So are you saying the Nets will be having their jerseys made by British Knights in 2010?"

Body by Sabathia commented on Media Approval Ratings: Braylon Edwards

"Approve for 2 reasons... He surprisingly saved my fantasy team last year and every white girl in Cleveland would bang him."

Body by Sabathia commented on Media Approval Ratings: Sal Paolantonio

"Sal's book proved he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about."

Body by Sabathia commented on Media Approval Ratings: Skip Bayless

"Approve...though only for the reason that life needs its villans."

Body by Sabathia commented on Media Approval Ratings: Beano Cook

"I have no real logical reason for why, but I think this guy is awsome."

Body by Sabathia commented on The Joy And Despair Of Two New York Pitching Debuts

"Keeping Joba as a set-up man is a total fucking waste."

Body by Sabathia commented on Jose Canseco Is Anxiously Awaiting YOUR Email

"I nominate Spider-man to get in the ring."

Body by Sabathia commented on Kige Ramsey Succombs Further To The Capitalist System

"I'm just impressed the bobbleheads kept moving throughout the clip."

Body by Sabathia commented on Ain't No Party Like A Vince Young Party

"Umm...where are the girls?"

Body by Sabathia commented on Norman Chad's Not Shedding Any Tears Over Kornheiser's Departure

"Did you know Norm went to Maryland and likes to watch bowling on TV."

Body by Sabathia commented on Indeed, the Bill Simmons blogspot

"Maybe he's hoping this is good enough to be parlayed into a sequel to "Hoosiers." Hey, Road House 2 worked out pretty well..."

Body by Sabathia commented on Tony Kornheiser Leaves The World Of Newspapers

"I think they may be more of the Papa John's backlash from the Cavs/Wiz series making its way to the Post."

Body by Sabathia commented on Once Again, Celtics Fans, It's Time To Panic

"For the record, each of the "Boston 3 Party" are were all losers on their own and neither are game finishers."