Body by Sabathia commented on Gina Carano Gets Nude, Makes Weight

"Is she wrestling "the Shute" tonight?"

Body by Sabathia commented on Former Buxom Football Broadcaster Hilariously Steamed at Fair-Weathered Pats' Fans

"Didn't she marry Todd Van Poppel or somebody like that?"

Body by Sabathia commented on A Slanted And Semi-Enchanted Evening With Linda Cohn

"It's official."

Body by Sabathia commented on Gator Playmate Speaks Candidly: Big Ten Girls Just Ain't That Purty

"She'll be banging Shawn Merriman by the end of the week."

Body by Sabathia commented on Provocative Thesis: Portland

"@Dead Wrestlers Society: Empty, or said box includes a paper bag and a half a roll of duck tape."

Body by Sabathia commented on Tom Brady's E: Meet Will McDonough

"This reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons when Homer grew hair and had a mysterious special assistant show him the door to all of life's virtues like the key to the executive bathroom at work."

Body by Sabathia commented on NFL Season Preview: Minnesota Vikings (Featuring A Discussion Of Best Jerseys For Civilian Wear)

"Should I consider it a morale victory for Cleveland due to the Browns omission from the "Most Awful" list?"

Body by Sabathia commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Kige Ramsey

"What if Kige decided to go Katherine Heigl and refuse nomination this year."

Body by Sabathia commented on Michael Phelps Getting Him Some Lindsay Lohan (OMG, LOL)

"That goofy looking fucker better cash in on his fame right now and fuck Lohan and every other girl until we all hate him while he still can."

Body by Sabathia commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

"How many bonus points do we earn if she likes watching "Snapped"? Nevermind, I should be thankful I'm still alive and no, I haven't told her how much my life insurance is really worth."