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HEY INSULATION HEAD YOU CANT JUMP AND SPIN ON A THROW IN. I FUCKING HATE KIDS.

THE MENTALIST, FRIDAYS ON CBS: ADT WE'RE HOME EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT

COVER IT LIVE IS LIKE AN IM WINDOW.

DON'T FORGET WHERE YOU ARE AND ASK US FOR OUR A/S/L YOU FUCKIN' PERVERT. OLD HABITS DIE HARD.

THE MENTALIST, SATURDAYS ON CBS: BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR.

HEY YOU CUNT, BY DEFINITION POUTINE ALREADY HAS GRAVY ON IT.

THE MENTALIST, EVERY OTHER TUESDAY ON CBS: YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Yeah. That's the only problem with me being the spokesman for a tv show. I got the fucking day wrong.

DONT TELL LES MOONVES.

I suppose they're going to let women in too. Fuck that noise. If I wanted to hang out with you and your shrill old lady at a sporting event, I'd go visit the fucking rodeo where you first roped her. Progress is for women and immigrants.

THE MENTALIST, FRIDAYS ON CBS: FIVE. FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS.

I'm so fucking torn here. On one hand he says baseball doesn't belong to the Wops which I agree with cause fuck them. But then on the other hand HE'S A FUCKING WOP HIMSELF.

THE MENTALIST, WEDNESDAYS ON CBS: OVER 99 BILLION SERVED

Babies having babies! Who the hell is having sex with all these babies?

Delino DeShields

THE MENTALIST SUNDAYS ON CBS: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC

@Mr. Praline: FUCKYOU

@When_life_gives_you_Clemens...:CLEVER

/THREADJACK

IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE CARLOS BAERGA HAS FULL BLOWN AIDS

THE MENTALIST, FRIDAYS ON CBS: IT'S THE CHEESIEST

Don't forget the one vote from Hollywood CA (mine) that says Troy Palumalu will grab the coin out of midair and shove it up his asshole.

THE MENTALIST SUNDAYS ON CBS: THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

Welp, looks like I'm back to fucking that slut wife of yours. At least jerking off was quieter.

THE MENTALIST: WENDESDAY'S ON CBS: HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY?

Hey Shapiro is only half Jew Faggot. His father was straight.

THE MENTALIST, TUESDAYS ON CBS: SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

STAY TUNED FOR THE MENTALIST YOU COCKSUCKERS

The Mentalist, Fridays on CBS: Got Milk?

Those faggots over at Cold Case wouldn't know a Cable Ace Award if it fell out of the sky and hit them on the fucking melon.

THE MENTALIST, THURSDAYS ON CBS: I Love This Game

That bitch looks like Desi Arnaz.

The Mentalist, Saturdays on CBS: You Can Do It. We Can Help.

THAW OUT YOUR TAINT.

The Mentalist, Sundays on CBS: Hungry? Why Wait.

The Mentalist, Fridays on CBS: Is It In You?

Hey Curry, take the cock out of your ass!

And stop being black!

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