Wait, so patent enforcement is OK sometimes when another company steals an idea you invented? Who knew?
It has already been done with the MetalDhruker:
The only thing better than the 90th day of the lockout is that there's going to be a 91st day of the lockout.
A 30 year old woman in my office just blew me away because she didn't know about ALT+Tab.
This looks like Drew's kind of book.
That thing looks like a Navy Cross just waiting to happen.
The clit piercing has to hurt worse than the PA because of all the nerve endings involved. The PA goes through a piece of skin that is very this and has almost no nerves.
I have had, at various points, a PA, nipple, and tongue piercing, and the PA was easily the least painful, followed by the tongue. The nipple hurt like a sonofabitch.
I have had, at various points, a PA, nipple, and tongue piercing, and the PA was easily the least painful, followed by the tongue. The nipple hurt like a sonofabitch.
Oh Norm's, how do I love your PBR 40's served in paper bags.
Best time to go to the ER is about 7 AM on at Saturday or Sunday morning. Was in and out, including x-ray and a scrip for percocet, in 45 minutes flat.
This reminds me of the scene from Hunt For Red October where the Soviet captain kills his own sub by firing with the range safety removed. "You idiot! You've killed us!"
Oh, yeah? Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... What's with the midget over here?
@Ghostnappa9001: That's actually a valid word. Howard Cosell used to befuddle Don Meredith with his usage of the word "wont".
@Brad Childress, Analrapist: Sadly, it is not. It's the CGI Sports at 9000 Holman Road. Took 2 minutes of Google Street View to verify.
@100percentinjuryrate: or, perhaps, using paragraphs?
Dash, you missed the point at which things went completely off the tracks:
6:00 PM The score stands at 34-34. In order to stay upright and keep their strength, John Isner and Nicolas Mahut have now started eating members of the audience. They trudge back to the baseline, gnawing on thigh-bones and sucking intestines. They have decided that they will stay on Court 18 until every spectator is eaten. Only then, they say, will they consider ending their contest.
6:00 PM The score stands at 34-34. In order to stay upright and keep their strength, John Isner and Nicolas Mahut have now started eating members of the audience. They trudge back to the baseline, gnawing on thigh-bones and sucking intestines. They have decided that they will stay on Court 18 until every spectator is eaten. Only then, they say, will they consider ending their contest.
"And so this match goes on and on, on and on. Somewhere along the way, the players have mislaid their names. The man who was once Mahut is now a string-bag of offal. The man who was Isner is a parched piece of cow-hide. The surviving members of the audience don't seem to care who wins. They just cheer and applaud whoever looks likely to make a breakthrough and bring this nightmare to a close. Invariably they are disappointed.
The offal looks fresher, possesses a piercing backhand and still throws itself about the court on occasion. But the cow-hide can serve and has the advantage of going ahead by one game and forcing the offal to catch-up. This the offal is only too happy to do. It hits a backhand down the line and then follows that up with an ace, and the score now stands at 45 games apiece."
- From the Guardian liveblog
The offal looks fresher, possesses a piercing backhand and still throws itself about the court on occasion. But the cow-hide can serve and has the advantage of going ahead by one game and forcing the offal to catch-up. This the offal is only too happy to do. It hits a backhand down the line and then follows that up with an ace, and the score now stands at 45 games apiece."
- From the Guardian liveblog
If you can't watch this, the guy writing the Live Blog has become more and more unhinged as it has gone further.
Dumb question - what time/time zone does the update go live?
And can someone please let me know how this is invading my privacy?
Hey Will:
Buzzsaw, February 1, 2009
Fuck you.
