metalmaniac commented on Buzz And Me: An FAQ

"Aaron and Mays both looked like they were still expecting Gibby to dust them."

metalmaniac commented on To Watch Tonight

"Hellooooo.. the new season of "Burn Notice" starts tonight at 10PM EDT on USA."

metalmaniac commented on William Rhoden's Wimbledon Coverage Didn't Garner Him Any New Fans

"@BuhlinWallFall: Wouldn't that be someone who supposedly has standards?"

metalmaniac commented on Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox

"Yawn...."

metalmaniac commented on A female Cardinals' fan sporting

"@Tyrone Slothrop: Many of the sabrheads who are Cardinals fans will tell you his signature is the fact that his "zone rating" isn't up to snuff, or that his OPS is "below replacement level", or that he's a waste of a roster spot, despite the fact that he's currently hitting .314."

metalmaniac commented on To Watch Tonight

"+1 for the Fridge reference..."

metalmaniac commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch

"@Big John: Emo Phillips, who else?"

metalmaniac commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch

"@Lady Andrea: Is that a "Saved By the Bell" reference? @UkraineNotWeak: Maureen Dowd is hot as balls; I'd do her."

metalmaniac commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger

"I heard him on with Mike O'Meara(formerly part of Don and Mike) a couple of weeks ago, and he was still spouting the same uninformed crap that he had on "Costas Now"."

metalmaniac commented on Part IV: Featuring America's Favorite Sports Fella...Bill Simmons

"This is gonna piss off Cowherd."

metalmaniac commented on Part X: A Very Special Message From...ESPN's Scott Van Pelt

"Van Peezy- this is why you kick some serious ass, sir."

metalmaniac commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners

"As a Cardinals fan, the line "Cubs fans and normal people" may be the single funniest line I've read in a long time."

metalmaniac commented on Media Approval Ratings: Terry Bradshaw

"I live around more than my share of bald-headed, manically-depressed rednecks, so I disapprove."

metalmaniac commented on Our Friends At Bristol

"@Moobs: That was Will's response(and mine) when he found out the Cardinals had just signed Matt Clement to a FA contract..."

metalmaniac commented on Someone Hates You Online. Try Not To Be Offended.

"But what if the person that hates you online is a chick? @Matt Sussman: What, you mean that doesn't happen to everyone?"

metalmaniac commented on The Screaming Man Shouldn't Make You Change The Way You Think About Yourself

"Top row, third from the right- Dave Hughes?"

metalmaniac commented on Media Approval Ratings: Sean Salisbury

"He wins one Grey Cup and he thinks he's the shiznit."

metalmaniac commented on C.C. Is Not A Singles Hitter

"@Windier E."