END TIMES!
Someone needs to get a room!
That looks like his drivers license photo. He still has a drivers license right?
This kind of post is "viral". Like ebola. But Deadspin needs cash, so that's life.
And yet Jeff Kent continues to suck oxygen. DAMN YOU GOD!
Mackey Sasser just breathed a huge sigh of relief.
Next time, eat a plate of figs. Cops tend to let you go if you have a pantsfull of dump.
Crazy Beanhead Sam Cassell. The folks in Brewtown miss you, man!
micke just wants to know one thing - Will the costume designer be working to accentuate her shaved pooter?
It's great that Sam Cassell has a stadium named after him. It's been a long time coming.
Is that New York Governor David Patterson to his right? It appears as though he is preparing for his next career already. He'll likely be more effective as a security guard.
Shoulda been you, Kirk.
micke kind of likes the new Longhorn Girl. She seems more fitting.
Because everything is bigger in Texas.
Also - don't mess with Texas.
Reporting from one of the few places on earth where more people own buttfloss versus dental floss, I'm Rick Reilly®.
mick e used to watch basketball and think to himself - "Why can't Paul Shirley simply PLAY BASKETBALL well enough to become a STARTER?"
What's wrong with this guy? Why didn't he just get up off his lazy ass and lead the league in scoring?
Dear Paul Shirley,
First of all, kudos on developing the lamest basketball career in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to not getting your useless ass off the bench should be applauded.
As we read your column in this difficult time, a polite request: If it's possible, could you not resurrect your basketball career as it was? Could you not resort to the sitting on an NBA bench attempting to appear as though you belong there? And could some of you maybe use a condom? We don't need the likes of you reproducing thank you very much.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
This is the first photo of Layla Kiffin that has failed to provide micke a with a four-hour erection.
