Homeward Bound? Is LeBron the sassy bulldog or the sassy cat?
"Hi, you've reached the Jose hot-line. $4.95 per minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Jose: mose-y...nos-y...coz-y..."
You know, Deadspin turned into a hardcore sex website so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Brent Celek is better than Visanthe Shiancoe, penis reference penis reference.
@SideAngleSide: Community is terrific. And I agree that "honing in and attacking this point" is the logical next step after "vaguely skimming through the post."
Mario Lemieux has indeed made several genius moves as Penguins owner, including "sucking really hard for a while," "getting lucky in the draft lottery" and "choosing can't miss superstars."
You see this gun? You see this gun? This gun costs more than your car.
@Matt Sussman: Favre throwing a Gau-d awful, Terra-ble pick was my Locke of the week.
@Richard Starkey: Doesn't mean he's not slag.
Now Cowboys fans AND Eagles fans can agree that Dave Spadaro is the biggest boner in the universe.
If you could also uncover something to rattle Romo in the next five days, that would be tremendous.
If the Browns had beaten the Lions, they'd be the undisputed Best of the Worst.
Looks like this Albert's no Einstein.
#iwasthere
Me too, A.J. I was...15. Painted my face, if I remember correctly. Went with my dad, 13th row, upper corner. Filled with child-like confidence. Bouch did all he could that series. So mad we didn't get Jody Hull, Adam Burt and The Chief a ring that year.
Don't point that gun at him, ESPN hired goons, he's an unpaid intern.
@Steve U: You're gonna make Will cry.
His name is Guy Incognito.
@Daveinva: Jesus. Are you guesting on Sports Reporters this weekend?
Gotta love Hungover Sundays with A.J.
