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War Penguin commented on Two Cheers, One Boo for the Elderly
"@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'd like to know what kind of assholes pay over $100 a pop to go to a playoff hockey game and spend 5 minutes talking about this one time when they were drinking so much beer on St."
http://deadspin.com/378208/two-cheers-one-boo-for-the-elderly#c5123455 11:41 AM on April 10 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on Female Cyclist Convicted In BALCO Case For Perjury, Growing Her Own Prostate
"It doesn't help that initially I read that as "Tommy Thomas.""
http://deadspin.com/376499/female-cyclist-convicted-in-balco-case-for-perjury-growing-her-own-prostate#c5043608 01:53 PM on April 5 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day
"I'm sure the Pittsburgh Pirates will be fine."
http://deadspin.com/375511/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5015414 05:14 PM on April 3 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on Matt Leinart Should Just Grow Up Already
"@Slothrop: He's shelling out to create a center named after him at CMU ..."
http://deadspin.com/374713/matt-leinart-should-just-grow-up-already#c4977940 10:38 PM on April 1 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on Matt Leinart Should Just Grow Up Already
"@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I wish that way back when my guidance counselor had given me that advice, instead of trying to steer me towards some place more prestigious so that it would make the school look better if I went there."
http://deadspin.com/374713/matt-leinart-should-just-grow-up-already#c4977893 10:34 PM on April 1 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on The Tao Of Fred Ex
"@Carlton_Whitfield: @WoodBatsSteelBalls: I think he is."
http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973713 05:29 PM on April 1 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on She Has Yadier's Ass and Bengie's Hips
"@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...: Are you challenging the subtle undercurrent of misogyny we've come to accept and love ..."
http://deadspin.com/374639/she-has-yadiers-ass-and-bengies-hips#c4973357 05:13 PM on April 1 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on People Who Aren't Allowed To Touch Stanley This Year
"@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: We have always been at war with Eurasia."
http://deadspin.com/374527/people-who-arent-allowed-to-touch-stanley-this-year#c4963996 11:47 AM on April 1 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on People Who Aren't Allowed To Touch Stanley This Year
"Someone needs to put a hamburger head on that robot."
http://deadspin.com/374527/people-who-arent-allowed-to-touch-stanley-this-year#c4963666 11:34 AM on April 1 , 2008
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War Penguin commented on David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS
"Man, what did we do to deserve that photo? This is like the anti-NHL Closer."
http://deadspin.com/374019/david-beckham-is-allegedly-back-in-the-mls#c4953978 05:50 PM on March 31 , 2008
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