@SdnglSd: nd t lks lk lst fllwr t f ths whl rdl...tht n hrts th mst. Dn't wrry thgh, 'll gt by lk Kwl...

/mndtry hp-hp rfrnc

@Fgg: Fr th rcrd, wsn't th n wh pstd th pc...'m lglly nt llwd t dscls ny frthr dtls.
@MrkKlssMgrn: Yh, wtht Mllr nd Shldn, t's lk dn't vn hv wrthlss Kng t dsps nymr. Thnk gdnss fr Knny Thms.

@Cndc Bshnll Scrt Lvr: Dd, srsly? t ws fnny t frst, bt thnk w ll gt t nw.

@Stv D: 'm nt lkng fr n plgy, nd hvn't bn "sthng wth ntrnt rg." thght t ws dck mv t cll m t wth ths whl "hlr thn th" tttd, nd ddn't frgt t. f y dn't lk my cmmnts, jst gnr thm, bcs bvsly sm ppl hv n prblms wth m. tld y s mch n PM, t whch y nvr rpld.

W cn dfntly mv pst ths, nd , t, plgz fr ny wrng dng n my prt. s DN knws, hv bggr thngs t wrry bt thn nthr cmmntr thnkng tht 'm nt fnny.

thnk th mst mtr wy t hndl ths sttn s t crt tw sr ccnts tht mtt my nm...
And to think, if only the doctors advised him to wear goggles after the first eye injury...

Oh, right...idiot.

I'll do an interview with KJR when you suck my big black motherf-kin cock

Eddy Curry is frantically taking down notes...

Candice Wiggins Secret Lover is still available...someone needs to get on that!
Rumor has it that Hank is starting a grassroots campaign to call the team "The Love Hewitts."
"Are those tears, KG? Karma's a bitch!" -- Big Baby Davis
What's the over/under on the number of takes? I'm thinking six...
@huskr: Shit...well there goes that.

/goes back to banging head against desk

@Skating Tomato: Well, we already have one who hasn't caused me pain (Francisco Garcia) and I believe the only other one is Al Horford. I think I'm safe...