Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
16 Sep 2011 2:05 PM
I must have gone to the worst high school on earth. I didn't fuck anybody until I got my first job as a DMV clerk.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
06 Sep 2011 3:53 PM
GOULET!
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
22 Aug 2011 2:35 PM
Play fair, Clue.

That excerpt was from the bizofbaseball site. That wasn't a quote from me or from our release.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
09 Aug 2011 8:53 AM
Tremendous.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
21 Jul 2011 6:36 PM
How much money does Nate stand to lose if this CBA isn't ratified?
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
23 Jun 2010 4:41 PM
Fore(skin)!
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
01 Apr 2010 3:57 PM
Don't forget about the twin 4-year-olds he choked out while he was in the WHA.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
23 Sep 2009 1:00 PM
Whatever. Fred Goldman had proof too, ya know.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
25 Apr 2009 1:52 AM
@StarSquid: BOYS ARE ICKY!
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
18 Apr 2009 9:44 PM
@TracyHamandEggs: Obviously not.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
18 Apr 2009 3:48 PM
Don't worry, Moe. It'll take Chandler at least three weeks to figure out how shitty you are.
Avatar for Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
06 Mar 2009 11:03 AM
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +2
DUAN!

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nfl

Rams Hire Steve Spagnuolo, Formerly D-Coor With NY Giants

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