I must have gone to the worst high school on earth. I didn't fuck anybody until I got my first job as a DMV clerk.
Play fair, Clue.

That excerpt was from the bizofbaseball site. That wasn't a quote from me or from our release.
How much money does Nate stand to lose if this CBA isn't ratified?
Don't forget about the twin 4-year-olds he choked out while he was in the WHA.
Whatever. Fred Goldman had proof too, ya know.
Don't worry, Moe. It'll take Chandler at least three weeks to figure out how shitty you are.
At least it wasn't a cartoon of Mohammed.
Frost/Nixon, Milk, The Wrestler...none of those are playing at my nearest Generiplex. It's all Valkyrie and that stupid little cartoon rat.

Yes, I'm bitter.

How am I to explain such profanity to my child?

Fuck your child and fuck you.

@wonderlic---myballs: Probably in the next outdoor upstart league...where we found the original.
I submit Rule 14, the "Go Fuck Yourself" rule.