Marcel Mutoni wrote Here we have VTech's Jeff Allen, expressing himself the only way he knows how on Valentine's Day. Jeff led his team in rebounds, and birds flipped last night. Despite his valiant effort, Allen fouled out of the game, and was less
http://deadspin.com/5153985/ 04:27 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote If THE_REAL_SHAQ isn't somehow involved in the investigation, I'll be devastated: "Whoa!! They just came to my room and said our truck was broken into and someone stole my time trial bike! Wtf?!? APB out to the twitterati...they also stole
http://deadspin.com/5153974/ 03:51 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote Sorry, Bud Selig: "If you did that, you'd have to go back and change all kinds of records, and the [home run] record was very important to me," Aaron said. "It's probably the most hallowed record out there, as far
http://deadspin.com/5153959/ 03:07 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote This pro hoops season, more than anything else, has revolved around Kobe Bryant and LeBron James's nuclear war to prove which of these two men is the greatest basketball player in the solar system.
http://deadspin.com/5153938/ 02:37 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote So, here's what happens when you try to make your wife happy by watching something other than sports. Needless to say, it's NSFW. Eagle-eyed reader Andrew files the following report on his curious find last night: "So I'm watching the slam dunk
http://deadspin.com/5153931/ 02:23 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote Here today, gone tomorrow: "There are strong indications that the Suns will have a new head coach leading them at Monday's scheduled afternoon practice. Although no final decision has been made, the apparent plan is for Suns management to fire
http://deadspin.com/5153917/ 01:40 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote And what a derby it is: "That Ken Griffey Jr.-to-Seattle reunion isn't a foregone conclusion just yet. Two baseball sources told ESPN.com early Saturday that the Atlanta Braves are making a late play for Griffey and have begun discussing money
http://deadspin.com/5153898/ 12:49 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote I mean, sure, he can beat the best in the NBA. But could he take on this white high school kid, who's about the same height as the Knick guard? Certainly not if the youngster can out-perform him during one
http://deadspin.com/5153894/ 12:39 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote His name is Julian Jones, a 27-year old babysitter to pro athletes: "Using a combination of street smarts, tips from veteran superstars like Shaquille O'Neal and ancient Chinese military tactics gleaned from reading Sun Tzu's 'Art of War,' Mr. Jones
http://deadspin.com/5153884/ 12:08 PM on February 15 , 1969

Marcel Mutoni wrote For the first time since he was but one of the NBA's up-and-comers, Allen Iverson's dome is sans cornrows. Long the symbol of the L's urbanization, Iverson's braids have garnered as much attention as his ankle-breaking crossovers over the years.
http://deadspin.com/5153860/ 10:43 AM on February 15 , 1969