alftime commented on Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage

"Somebody should tell Matt Millen not to use the telestrator during live play."

alftime commented on Just Like A Kids' Book Out There

"What do they think Vikings fans are, a bunch of rubes?"

alftime commented on David Stern's Nightmare Is Now Available For Purchase

"I am the great Donholio - are you threatening me?"

alftime commented on NFL Network Apologizes For Terrible Motherf@*^ing Mistake

"Eric Mangini on the other hand, would never disclose to his players whether they were trying to win the game, so as to not tip his hand."

alftime commented on Ex-Knick Finds Out That Crack Can Kill

"Kenny Walker says, Shoot hoops, not drugs!"

alftime commented on An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge

"Either Danny's ex-girlfriends have received similar emails post-breakup, or Danny's intense focus on Bill Simmons has precluded the existence of them in the first place."

alftime commented on The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping"

"Jacksonville Jaguars' attendance levels are near sellout every week, and I've got the late 1990's photos to prove it."

alftime commented on From The Desk Of George Bodenheimer: "Class, Dignity And Integrity"

"It sounds like if you're an ESPN employee, you're compelled to report inappropriate behavior to management so that it can be squashed."

alftime commented on Jay Mariotti Tossed From Chicago Bar After Scuffle With Patron Over Cell Phone Pic?

"Yeah, but did he get Mariotti's autograph?"