February 15, 2009 – This pro hoops season, more than anything else, has revolved around Kobe Bryant and LeBron James's nuclear war to prove which of these two men is the greatest basketball player in the solar system. To date, a clear-cut winner has yet to emerge. Tonight presents yet another chance for the two to... More »
Jeff Allen Has a Special Valentine’s Day Message for You
February 15, 2009 – Here we have VTech's Jeff Allen, expressing himself the only way he knows how on Valentine's Day. Jeff led his team in rebounds, and birds flipped last night. Despite his valiant effort, Allen fouled out of the game, and was less than pleased as you can clearly see in the image. More »
Hank Aaron Doesn’t Want the Homerun Record Back
February 15, 2009 – Sorry, Bud Selig: "If you did that, you'd have to go back and change all kinds of records, and the [home run] record was very important to me," Aaron said.
Can Lance Armstrong’s Twitter Army Help Him Find His Stolen Bike?
February 15, 2009 – If THE_REAL_SHAQ isn't somehow involved in the investigation, I'll be devastated: "Whoa!! They just came to my room and said our truck was broken into and someone stole my time trial bike!
Terry Porter’s Unhappy All-Star Weekend
February 15, 2009 – Here today, gone tomorrow: "There are strong indications that the Suns will have a new head coach leading them at Monday's scheduled afternoon practice.
Ballroom Dancing, Now With 90% More Crotch Exposure
February 15, 2009 – So, here's what happens when you try to make your wife happy by watching something other than sports. Needless to say, it's NSFW. Eagle-eyed reader Andrew files the following report on his curious find last night: More »
Nate Robinson Would Lose in a High School Dunk Contest
February 15, 2009 – I mean, sure, he can beat the best in the NBA. But could he take on this white high school kid, who's about the same height as the Knick guard? Certainly not if the youngster can out-perform him during one of his signature dunks. More »
The Braves Enter the Ken Griffey Jr. Derby
February 15, 2009 – And what a derby it is: "That Ken Griffey Jr.-to-Seattle reunion isn't a foregone conclusion just yet. Two baseball sources told ESPN.com early Saturday that the Atlanta Braves are making a late play for Griffey and have begun discussing money with his agent.
Meet the Man Who Will Stop You from Plaxico Burress-ing Yourself
February 15, 2009 – His name is Julian Jones, a 27-year old babysitter to pro athletes: "Using a combination of street smarts, tips from veteran superstars like Shaquille O'Neal and ancient Chinese military tactics gleaned from reading Sun Tzu's 'Art of War,' Mr.
Allen Iverson’s Hairstylist is Now Looking for Work
February 15, 2009 – For the first time since he was but one of the NBA's up-and-comers, Allen Iverson's dome is sans cornrows. Long the symbol of the L's urbanization, Iverson's braids have garnered as much attention as his ankle-breaking crossovers over the years. More »
LeBron James and His Yellow Cardigan Vow to Save the Pitiful Dunk Contest
February 15, 2009 – By, at last, deigning to compete in what was once All-Star Weekend's signature event. Showing the humility that has endeared him to millions, LeBron upstaged Dwight Howard and Nate Robinson's prop-filled aerial show last night with a simple announcement, and did so in the third person: More »
The Awesomeness That is the H-O-R-S-E Trophy
February 15, 2009 – So, that's what Kevin Durant received for his troubles yesterday. Yes, it's a miniature horse inside a hastily-assembled plastic box. You got a problem with that? After bombing in enough long distance daggers, Durant's competition — More »
Kim Jones and Her Lovely ‘Hooker Boots’ Grace the ESPN Set
December 21, 2008 – Of late, it sure has been interesting to observe how the "Worldwide Leader" dresses its on-air female talent. With Hannah Storm's daily sartorial choices having gripped the nation (read: More »
To Watch Tonight
December 21, 2008 – To watch tonight while formulating your next vengeful ploy ... • 6:00 - NBA: New York vs Boston [MSG] • 7:00 - NBA: Cleveland vs Oklahoma City [FXO] - (This would be the one where LeBron scores over 100 points.) • 7:00 - College hoops (Women's): More »
Teacher, Cheerleader. What Can’t She Do?
December 21, 2008 – Brains and beauty, Joe Pa's ancient self, and the stench of Millen. • Cheering and Educating: "The Eagles Tiffany? Well maybe she can tutor Donovan McNabb on the finer points of the rule book." [Bob's Blitz] • The magic of the, uh, magicJack St. More »
Chad Pennington Is Handsome, Accurate
December 21, 2008 – Updates on all of the early games, including a shootout between the Dolphins and Chiefs. • Cincinnati vs Cleveland: Chad Johnson is out due to a hamstring injury. More »
LeBron: Don’t Start Printing Those #23 Knicks Jerseys Just Yet
December 21, 2008 – Not sure if you've heard, but the summer of 2010 is a rather important one in the NBA. There's a slew of big free agent names (none bigger than LeBron James) that threaten to completely change the League landscape in a couple of years. Speaking of James, he finally decided to throw Cavs fans a bone... More »
For Your Viewing Pleasure
December 21, 2008 – • 1:00 - NFL: Cincinnati vs Cleveland [FOX] • 1:00 - NFL: New Orleans vs Detroit [FOX] • 1:00 - NFL: Miami vs Kansas City [CBS] • 1:00 - NFL: More »
Freezing Rain in New England, Flu in the Lions’ Den
December 21, 2008 – Your NFL news & notes prior to the games ... • The weather could be an issue: The Arizona Cardinals will have to battle the elements and the desperate Pats in snowy, icy New England today. More »
