@Donte Stallworth Driving School: R.L. Burnside, man.
Watch out, MLB. Those commercial uni's are coming to you next.
Mano y plastico.
"Microlender forecloses on goat."
/the onion
/the onion
~chirp~
Hand ball!
@achilleselbow: Hyman Roth. That line always stuck with me. Hope I never have a weak stream, Porta Potty availability notwithstanding.
What's the Skeletor of computers?
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
Brent Musburger just replied "Well, you know - Dr. Feelgood" when one of the tWWL chicks asked him about being exhausted in the booth.
#tips
#tips
Pick a side a ~cough~ dress to it, Jon.
@so5minutesago: We need to do more than survive, though. We need to move forward. Or at least, out of reverse.
Quarterback eyes, that one.
I'd probably be unable to say anything because I'd be too self-conscious about prematurely ejaculating in my chinos.
I buy your wearing chinos. I sell your likelihood of premature ejaculation at age 57.
I buy your wearing chinos. I sell your likelihood of premature ejaculation at age 57.
George Will approves.
@FarmRaised: Sob!
@FarmRaised: It takes steely resolve.
@BarryMelrose_Place: You can cut gin with water. Ya falla?
"We've run out of expletives." Orel Herschier, regarding Stephen Strasburg. Bottom of the second, Nat's v Reds.
#tips
#tips
dup, sorry
