I can see why Tiger fucked her.
@Steve U: Sounds like something that would involve a blindfold, some maple syrup, a cattle prod and a safeword.
Erin's working on a crossword
Erin: "What's a 13 letter phrase for apologizing to your wife for cheating on her with a rubber-faced skank who's notorious for hooking up with famous married men?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Erin: "He went to Jared!"
When visiting Grady's house, do NOT drink out of the beer mugs.
it was decided that Ben Roethlisberger won't play due to "exercise-induced headaches."
Jane Fonda never used that excuse when she it was time of the week she had to have sex with Ted Turner.
The Jim Fassel-coached Las Vegas Locomotives beat the Florida Tuskers 20-17 in overtime in front of 14,801 fans to claim the first UFL championship.
Couple of questions:
1. What the fuck is a Tusker?
2. Is Las Vegas that boring of a city in the afternoon that 14,801 people decided to go to a minor league football game?
@Johnny Utah's Broletarian Revolution:
"Here I go again on my own."
-Chuck Finley
If you peel off the tinfoil on the trophy, you get a delicious chocolate treat.
@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: Surely Michael Jordan is a nice guy who loves his wife and would never go out of his way to have sex with Kylie Ireland.
I wonder where she got that golf club from?
If Whitlock is ever to be involved in a car accident at 2 am, I think it's only fair to suspect if IHOP played a role in his crib dashing.
Yeah. I just saw this story scroll down during the Illinois-Cincinnati game. Hope he's OK. I'll spare the jokes until I know he's in an improved condition
Between the Rush Limbaugh ownership rumors and Carrie Prejean's boyfriend taking over the reigns at quarterback, the St. Louis Rams are rapidly become Real America's Team.
@Can I Borrow a Feeling: What's this gotta do with Lance Armstrong???
As a Bears fan, it's bad enough I have to deal with the stereotype that I'm some sort of a 350 pound guy with a moustache who's already had six heart attacks and uses words like 'fronchroom' and 'dere'. #chicagobears
@When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir: He's inspired by red zone interceptions and lack of first round picks. #lebronjames
Also in honoring Michael Jordan, he signs with the Bulls this offseason.
/wakes up, eats cereal #lebronjames
@ScientificMapp: Announcer: "Shawn Kemp...why is the number 8 on your jersey sideways?" #lebronjames
@Bobby Big Wheel: But Stevie Wonder's been doing such a fantastic job! #dickbavetta
This would have been a sadder story a few years ago when she gave Brent Musburger an throbbing erection on live television.
Yeah, Brent Musburger and throbbing erection in the same sentence. Sleep well my friends. #jennsterger
