Rob, you break my heart. But then again you break everybody's heart.

/Walks away to schmaltzy piano music

Hillary then broke Kareem's neck and went to the next floor to fight her next opponent.

/I admit it. I miss Wiki. No more SOPA for me, I swear.

@JustTheTippingPoint: Oh let's just calm down and go get some Soul Food Barbeque.
You are on a roll today! +1 Krause!
Simmons *sighs* I do not deny this.
Oh my. +1 league beneath the sea.
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."

- Machiavelli's Parent Encouragement Program circa 1500.

At least they won't have Bruce Boudreau hanging around drinking everyone's milkshakes.
The carrier pigeons must have been exhausted flying all those angry messages in.
finding three condoms, two packages of chocolate pudding and a bottle of honey.

I assume his partridge was already in the pear tree.

Eddie Murray Sparkles...this all your fault.
* High speed pursuits must always be accompanied by Benny Hill theme song.
Please check out my new columnette "Burrito Report". I'm hoping Eddie Murray Sparkles will provide guest commentary.
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