Comments from muggsybogues

muggsybogues commented on Fake Exclusive: Will Leitch Wants To Unretire From Deadspin

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:55:28 EDT

I wonder if Suss grabbed him for a few minutes at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony for Gilbert Arenas.

muggsybogues commented on NFL To Charles Woodson: Only We Can Endorse Alcohol

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:47:37 EDT

Conan: Only I may dance. (wiggles, side to side)

muggsybogues commented on Freddy Sez: Chill The Hell Out

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:27:03 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: a minute late and a buck short, I am.

muggsybogues commented on Freddy Sez: Chill The Hell Out

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:26:41 EDT

Two words: Cowbell Man. End of story.

muggsybogues commented on It's Lupica. L-U-P-I-C-A...I Should Be On The List

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:32:28 EDT

@Matt Sussman: I mean, he probably had to get down off his soapbox to get on the field.

"And there I was, waiting, trying to see if I could get one last glimpse of the castle in the sky that would fade, leaving men to fight over the scraps of battle."

Dick joke.

muggsybogues commented on A-Rod's stripper lady keeps

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:30:55 EDT

I'm sorry, what does this have to do with Kim Kardashian?

muggsybogues commented on The New York Mets Cannot Be Stopped By Man Nor Beast

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:49:43 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: It's going to be fun.

muggsybogues commented on The New York Mets Cannot Be Stopped By Man Nor Beast

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EDT

@Metschick: It's so unreal. And, if you know what I mean, then that's it, that's all there is to it.

muggsybogues commented on The New York Mets Cannot Be Stopped By Man Nor Beast

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:44:01 EDT

(Laughs maniacally)

muggsybogues commented on Manning "Reception" Is Everything You'd Imagine It Would Be

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:57:11 EDT

Oh, man! You guys remember when he was the greatest quarterback, ever, in the history of quarterbacks? Against the greatest team ever, no less?

Yeah. That was awesome.

muggsybogues commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:27:28 EDT

What, like four weeks to camp? Less, right?

muggsybogues commented on Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:01:30 EDT

@LloydCarrPoolLane: I'm quite literally choking on my hatred, right now.

muggsybogues commented on Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:51:58 EDT

"...What they do is crap."

You're right, Stu. And your constant shucking-and-jiving, brother-man'ing is a bastion of journalistic integrity. You clueless, walking stereotype, you. Don't ever change.

muggsybogues commented on At Long Last: T.O. and Jessica Simpson are buddies

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:46:28 EDT

I'm sure JS has been thinking about the Lone Star Gangbang all offseason, too.

muggsybogues commented on Buzz And Me: An FAQ

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:58:40 EDT

Oh, that's nice.

muggsybogues commented on New England Patriots Helmet Tattoo Guy Auctioning Off Rest of Body

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:38:13 EDT

That Patriots fan base, they're the classiest of the classy, ain't they?

muggsybogues commented on Camby Trade: Mark Warkentien is no Garry Kasparov

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:13:10 EDT

@Matt_T: Denzel also said, "smoke that shit," so, you know.

muggsybogues commented on Camby Trade: Mark Warkentien is no Garry Kasparov

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:07:11 EDT

Camby can stretch the 4 or 5, since he's got good range. Still, though, he's worth more than a bag of donuts.

muggsybogues commented on Kornhesier Crabgate, The Next Day: Shocking New Details Emerge

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:14:04 EDT

Sweet, journalism!

Not to be confused with sweet journalism, though.

muggsybogues commented on Worst Getaway Attempt Ever

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:42:58 EDT

I don't get the casual race comments. They're stupid. Can we finally agree on this?

muggsybogues commented on Hunter S. Thompson, Those Old ESPN Columns And Large Wads Of Cocaine

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:03:38 EDT

YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

muggsybogues commented on Tony And Jessica Think That Journey Totally Rocks

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:22:06 EDT

@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: You catch my girl legs slipping betta smash that. Don't be surprised if she ask where the cash at.
/Weezy'd

muggsybogues commented on Colts Fans Scalping Tickets to Free Tour of New Lucas-Oil Stadium

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:16:51 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I've spent a long weekend there. Yes, it's that boring. And yes, you can walk to the football stadium from downtown. Weird.

muggsybogues commented on Tony And Jessica Think That Journey Totally Rocks

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:15:12 EDT

That Jessica. She looks...smart.

muggsybogues commented on Josh Hamilton Doesn't Win Home Run Derby, And You Don't Care

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:21:02 EDT

@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: Not I.

muggsybogues commented on To Watch Tonight

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:18:35 EDT

@Karlifornia: Rock N Jock basketball, with the 50-point rim, was WAY better.

muggsybogues commented on Gilbert Arenas hates Milwaukee

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:46:44 EDT

So much good.

muggsybogues commented on Dan Patrick Bites Back (Softly) At Jason Whitlock

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:46:23 EDT

"Also, guest-hosting for Patrick during his summer break? None other than Tony Bruno, who will guest host Wednesday through Friday. Glad somebody is finally returning his phone calls."

Last I heard, Bruno was going on and on about Madden 2007. Weirdo.

muggsybogues commented on Brett Favre Is A County-Wide Crisis, Telemarketing Goldmine

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:57:56 EDT

HOW DOES HE NOT START FOR THE PACKERS?

/I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

muggsybogues commented on Starbury Does Some Self-Branding

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:59:12 EDT

Coming out of college, I swear, I liked him better than Iverson because he was a true point guard. For real.

muggsybogues commented on Forrest Griffin Is Somewhat Headstrong

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:40:36 EDT

Still say Rampage won that fight.

Just sayin'.

muggsybogues commented on Lima Time Returns To The States

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:24:23 EDT

@Storming the Floor: I think they're like frequent flyer stars, or something. Also, throw one my way if you find a surplus.

muggsybogues commented on Lima Time Returns To The States

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:10:23 EDT

With her, my Lima time would be like 3 minutes, tops.

muggsybogues commented on Peter King Knows The Motivations Of His Bretty Boy

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:46:21 EDT

It's kind of funny when people get all pissed off about Favre. This isn't Jordan with the Wizards, fellas.

muggsybogues commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT

@LosOsosdeChicago: I think he's OK to go with it, but he's got a fair-weather track record lately.

muggsybogues commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:57:11 EDT

@VanBurenBoy: The conference was in March. The team pressured him into a decision. I'm no Peter King, but after 4200 yards and 28 TD's, "sick fuck" doesn't really do him justice, I don't think.

muggsybogues commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:47:25 EDT

But wait, this IS Chris Mortensen here, not exactly Woodward and fucking Bernstein.

muggsybogues commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:41:54 EDT

And, they can't bring him back to usurp (usurp?) the kid who's been promised the job, and who they tweaked the offense to suit. MIA, here we come! And by we, I mean Favre. And my Favre, I mean all that is right with the world.

muggsybogues commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:40:56 EDT

Once had a meeting with a guy who wanted to pitch me on that machine. "We can get you Brett," he said.

We never covered the machine.

muggsybogues commented on Introducing Your New Weekend Crew

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:37:20 EDT

(kicks dust, mumbles to self)